So, this morning friend posted the following marvellous Facebook status
'Middle aged posh looking man on the train. Fast asleep and talking. "Let me fuck you". Train errupts.'
Anyone got any good sleeping on trains tales? Personally I'm always embarrassed when i do this as I'm a mouth-breathing, drooling, snore-klaxon of destruction when I'm asleep so when i wake up I keep my eyes shut because I don't want to look anyone in the eye. Luckily I've never vocally propositioned a dream-residing lady on the train.