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I'M ED WINCHESTER
TOWARDS OUR DOOM!
AND FEED ME PINS!
AND YOURS ARE LIES!
with my reprutation?
aubergine - your
potato - wife's
there's at least a dozen top, top characters and sketches.
Aren't posters brilliant? You can use them to decorate your wall, and just hang them, and it makes your room look dead great. Though obviously you'd need blue tac to keep them on. 'Int blue tac brilliant?...
NOW IN STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR!
Borussia Munchen Munchen Munchen glad to be back Dookla Fisch Eff Cee - Abandomon, violencia. Fisty. Bad boys.
is a tough, uncompromising vet.
clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork
Here, at a French maid's finishing school, at 3 o clock in the morning, with my reputation?
really miss the fast show
Radiant, sir. Radiant.
What I'm saying is, you take the key of C. You got the partials of notes C there, that's your harmonic series, but that's all you got. That's all you got! I mean, you got the C E F, man, you got the notes, but that's all you got! You can run up, you can run down, but you can't run sideways. You can't run from the law Louis baby, you see what I'm saying?
RIP Felix Dexter :(
and so recently. RIP, man
or are you confusing felix dexter with colin macfarlane?
What happened there was, I posted a Fast Show clip, you see, and an unrelated post about Felix Dexter snuck in right at the end, perhaps...
How highly embarrassing.
Simon: Right, three big tips before we start: shoot it, shovel it, and shut up.
Simon: Shut up! Right, I've got a standard hand-gun, and Lindsey has got one of those fast-action automatic-cocking babies.
Lindsey: We're going for maximum splat, splattus maximus.
Simon: And believe me, they work.
Lindsey: It's gripped!
Simon: Sorted! Okay, Linds, when the whistle goes, I'm gonna hot-foot it up there, you cover me.
Lindsey: Right, it's gripped!
Simon: Right, let's paint ball!
Lindsey: Good luck, comrade.
[Simon starts to run; Lindsey grins to camera a then starts shooting Simon in the back; Simon falls and Lindsey keeps shooting; Lindsey stops shooting and laughs]
Simon: What the bloody hell do you think you're doing, Lindsey?
Lindsey: You said "cover me"! Hu-her, joke!
[Simon shoots Lindsey in the groin again]
Simon: Jokus maximus bollockus number two!
every time i watch this i still crease up
Presume it's the fucking earthquake one?
George, there is a lady here says she's looking for eternal salvation in the Lord.
Renée: Well I said we are experts myself and Roy, the foreign man said could you go away, we’re trying to film, what did they say Roy?
Roy: Hethethethetheth Pethethethetheth
Renée: Stop showing off… Roy!
I said, "Ooh, Roy - me tummy's off!".
What did I say, Roy?
She said she could'a shit through the eye of a needle.
because colon are here!
''due to illness, Paul Whitehouse will be unable to perform this evening and his parts will be played by an understudy'' followed immediately by a spotlight picking out Paul in full Unlucky Alf costume saying: ''Aaaah BUGGER.''
Do YOU know the way to the garden partyeeeeh?
We're hard as nails, but lovable and cheeky with it!
Where he said *My dad says*
and then it cut to John Thompson in a skip wearing a vest
*Crinkle cut chips....are CHINESE*
then cut back.
Breaks me every time I think about it
there was a whole skit on him. Superb.
LOAD OF AULD BOLLOCKS
EVEN BETTER THAN THAT DEAR
ahem, excuse me.
Bergkamp plays for Arsenal. Not Holland.