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"i plan on returning" - the emliminaotr
"i knew your father" - dark saber
thread understanding failure
"Luca Brasi has been killed and his body thrown in some water."
Bus Driver Man
- T-Pain, all autotuned.
Ruined my own joke
the original's fine as is
but these 15 cartons of Rothmans King Size."
Zed's no longer alive."
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
Husband to a curdled wife
Maximilk Decimilk Meridimilk
Your mum was a gerbil and your dad smelt of grapes!
- mr trotter
- Mr T
is a particularly nice touch.
'Howlin'' mad Murdoch
Is he in a jocular mood?"
(apart from another pie)
I whupped that ass
- Bill Minton
- richie nixons
- Hamlets (by Billy Wobbleknife)
This thread reminds me of Steve McClaren's "Dutch" interview
until you look at that peice of paper that has the pictures and descriptions on them' - Forest Gump
Churchill the insurance dog
Like..... a piss in a swimming pool
Andy Taylor/John Taylor/Roger "Queen" Taylor/Roger "Duran Duran" Taylor/Roger "that tennis bloke" Taylor
Kiss me harder - Nelson from the Simpsons
Get lost, I'm not going to do something just because you tell me to motherfucker - Zack de la Rocha
- Broont Lee
- Oscar While
some have mistakes but mostly good
Hayley Joe Osmoond
- Jack Nicklaus
for a man, one giant leap for a short man like myself."
- Neal Ramstrong
Niggas without attitude
is flapping in the breeze."
- Robert Dillon
am I amused? nah! now sling yer hook. - Queen Vic
"Mos Eisley spaceport. Watch yourself it's a fucking shithole"
Robert de Nirovirus
what am I going to do now?
- Anthony Bliar
Martin Topley King
Martin Milton Keynes
The Attack Massive