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I am SO BORED. I was even about to read a due diligence report that doesn't even need to go out till next wednesday. THAT is how bored I am.
OK, somebody entertain me. Shall we do a game of dares.?
I enjoyed that.
otherwise I'd give you sa video tour of my sluidge quarry (roof garden). It's quite hilarious (distressing) how utilitarian-chic (godawful) it looks. I would also show you my oven and the contents of my frudge. You're not getting to see my room though. what am I saying, i am not doing this even it is light.
because i was just heating up a small thing. Think of all the neergy i've wasted using the big over for the heating up of small thigns. I'll not make that mistake again. Also the wee oven is far more accessible too.
nad cleaned the skylights with windolene. I feel like i'm wearing glasses when I'm in it now.
Still not doing it though.
what should i have for lunch?
erm..i'm in the mood for sweet potato fries myself. not sure what with??
with a miso soup on the side. got the fire one. watching the tennis. lovely stuff.
need to keep some room for penne arrabiata tonight.
are in the end two cubicles having a wee friday *boost*.
is that boosts are definitely nicer than coke.
whats your problem?
with hilarious consequences!
how badly were you out? if it's one of the slightly weirder time-zones, i may be sympathetic.
But the last time I had to make this kind of call it was to GMT-1, so that's what it was in my head.
Facking GMT+4, wasn't it? Christ.
ALWAYS go on 'what country are you in?'.
then you can honestly say you tried to get them but there was answer. Then RUN AWAY and make tea before they can ask you when you made the call.
Someone's going to come in on Monday and wonder why they've got an increasingly irate barrage of emails, faxes and voicemail messages from (for them) pub o'clock on Friday.
plus it depends where they are. if it's france/italy they'll definitely have gone home (probably early). if its japan they'll be in the office till 3am.
dont worry, i know all of the above places are not GMT +4. i'm not stupid.
if it's italy, it probably actually will be.
If it's an islamic country, they don't even work on a friday, as their week is usually sunday-thursday.
i dont really deal with them actually.
I guess it is the NA and france connection?
do not admit liability when there's stioll sriggle room! Have I taught you nothing, young attorney sir?
Absolutely bang to rights.
Unless you're going to be representing the party suing me for negligence, in which case it was actually a very ambiguous situation in which it was impossible to assign blame.
i'm really 50/50 on this
and what you mean 'ask her out', if you're already dating? Just keep on as you are and see what happens. Don't stress about stuff. It's very offputting.
i mean as in going out exclusively, bf/gf kinda of thing.
do you think she does? She maybe already thinks it is. How would you feel if she slept with somebody else?
It's not even necessarily a converstaon you need ot have. If you spend lots of time together and you aren't aware of her going on dates with other people, then you probably are to all intents and purposes 'going out'. You don't need to label it. If you like spending time with her, keep on spending time with her, don't dick about with other girls (unless you REALLY wnat to, in which case this girl's not for you. Or maybe monogamny is just not for you, or you're not ready for it.)
Just... go out together and have fun and stop complicating it. (awwww, quite sweet though.)
i'm still in a rubbish frame of mind though. we get on really well. i'll see. i'm taking her out for lunch tomorrow. we'll see.
Surely the 'being exclusive' thing only matters at this point if you fancy someone else. Anyway, this is the banal thread not the morning thread, sort your shit out.
and then immediately call her begging for exclusivity
but ultimately probably true (except in the cases of <3 soulmates 4eva <3).
Unless you think she's going to run without some kind of sdignal of commitment, then you don't need to rush this. If you don't feel ready then maybe you're not. Altohugh I think a lot of people never feel ready, they just have to take the plunge.
If you have time on your side and no pressure, then just take it easy. have a nice lunch and don't STRESS.
this is almost as bad as Christmas confectionery threads.
Works a treat, trust me.
thus cancelling office hottie status :(
at least you have one.
HANG ON. That means *I* am the office hottie. Cool.
It's always a relative thing.
maybe I'm just not the young lustful thing I once was.
Well, there are according to the other females, but I don't find them attractive. They're not proper men to me. They're like ken dolls with a plastic sexless undercarriage to me. maybe I'm just conditioned not to fancy the people I work with. nahh, they're rank. eunuchs.
You'll never get to share another cup of tea with her
You'll never get to let her know how much you think of her
You'll never get to tear her clothes off on the photocopier
Bret, You've Got It Going On
Hiphopapotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
1. too many dicks
2. tape of love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fycGFGSeKpc
3. mutha uckers
no. 1 is defo, might be wrong on the others.
and Jermaine says 'What? Sorry, I didn't hear you I was humming'.
Ha ha ha.
Put the pencil to the paper
Give the paper to the people
Let the people read about the sello tape
Oh baby baby
1. The acoustic one that Jermaine sings to Brett in their bedroom to get his confidence up
2. The "what is wrong with the world today?" one
3. The one about Jermaine's ex-girlfriends
As is customary, 1 is defo
Here I am all dressed in snakeskin
Now I'm in your kitchen making love to your cake tin
Oh no, is this the one you bake in?
I told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'?
They're turning kids into slaves
Just to make cheaper sneakers
But what's the real cost?
'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers ?
When you got them made by little slaves kids
What are your overheads?
All of Bret, You've Got It Going On
i'm the hip-hopapotamus, my lyrics are bottomless...
Technically I am
Counting out coins in the 7/11
From a quarter past 6 til a quarter to 7
The manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me
"Hey man, I just want some muesli"
So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this
Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist
and prince of parties.
no amount of tea is going to re-energise me.
there is waterlike substance spraying everywhere
i'm now eating a cheescake.
I wrote a poem this morning and I've got a banana in my bag
Im sad now
No fuck that
but the amount of emails i've just had makes me think everyone was also waiting till the last moment to do all their work.
I cannot eat another monkey nut though- i hate post-halloween once all of the chocolate has gone.
i don't own a brolly that i could have brought with me today nor any other day.
maybe i should buy a brolly, i do live in glasgow after all?!
I have loads in my house and my office. I just forget to take them out with me. I think I singlehandedly prop up the profit margin of Boots in central station.
is it raining outside?
garlic chilli chicken
Obviously aiming for £15+ and free delivery.
it wants that to get in
now hlpe me out with my weather query above pls
'It is too dark outside to tell.'
Pasta with Spiced Egg and Fresh Coriander
we were both bored enough to independently track down H_Y_G's curry house
FANCY PANTS CURRY
King Prawn Puri
Garlic Chilli Chicken
still haven't found a really great curry place in crouch end yet.
matar paneer/sag dahl/tarka dal
I've not had a curry in SIX DAYS. I can;t have one tonight. I might die :(
MEDIA LAWYER TYPES
and the occasionaly lawyer. Ghastly. And I'm still in the office finishing something off which came up at 16.50 (THANKS AGAIN GOD) and I stink and look like shit and because of the weather and the amount of exertion I've done today, my hair is fucking wild (think shakira after an electric shock). I think it's safe to say I won't be getting papped for 'No. 1' magazine tonight. yes, this is a Thing in scotland. A terrible Thing.
not masala zone you monsters
Really not to stop DiS/IRL interfaces. Could've got me in quite a bit of trouble.
Now my legs have pins & needles.