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and you couldnt pick anyone who has had any prior involvement in politics, who would you pick?
without his/her minions they'd get nothing passed anyway.
That said.. I like Will Selfs general attitude so him.
(or will self)
and i would still appoint david attenborough to help at the top level......as for the rest of my advisors.....i will have to pause for reflection
I would perhaps see him as someone to deal with threats/attacks from other parties. and if we need to counter attack them then at lest these will be witty and humourous, as well as bitingly effective
to break stereotypes and show that glamourous women can also be a bit clever. (sorry MITS I have another position in mind for yourself)
(sorry PO i have another position in mind for you as well)
helping folk cope with 'BIZARRE incidents'
responsible for inner city policing (to help keep the middle classes restricted to the suburbs)
actually i might give him a tryout in stoke newington, dalston hoxton bethnal green etc first
are you setting up a parcel o rogues? it's this an invite to join? i'm not sure i can accept your offer, creaks, but tell me more, just in case.
you seem to always be in a band and are obviously gigging.....though to tell you the truth I've only listened to 'trashkit' and 'matron'
just picking your friends n that :/
your reward will be the position 'Senator for sanity checking and generable sensibleness' all of our policies will be gone over by yourself.
(and you will be 'gone over' if you dont pass my pet projects)
maybe no experiance but i have faith in his ability to come to the right conclusions, and yo understand false clues etc plus i trust him plus i know he will be a unifying influence and would have good will from people so will have to fight against that less
so he can concentrate more on the important things rather than so much jockeying for political advantage
so you can publically punch the sensible old man in the face when he broaches a controversial and yet essential issue that you and others would rather bury your head in the sand over
and its an issue that DOES need serious attention. AND its an issue which is continuously avoided because it IS difficult and will be unpopular yet needs addressing.
So essentially HYG has actually highlighted another aspect why David Attenborough would be a good choice, in that he would address the things that need to be address
Imagine the DiS trolling
but the banter would be great
Need a Minister for Banter. Probably Kyle Walker.
I'd quite like to try it.
cant pick yourself.
now i am PM. Off with his head.
i'll pass the leadership to my deputy, my twin brother... who is ALSO ME.
*evil music plays*
you have been overthrown.
unfortunately your response indicates why ...you would "quite like to try it".....this isnt a wine tasting, this is srs business.....its an internet hypothetical situation, not a triviality
love you andyvine
I predict that his manifesto will include a 3-day weekend and compulsary anal sex for all consenting adults
every fucker would have a job, we'd just build loads of massive shit in the middle of nowhere and make money from tourism
between Jeremy Paxman and Russell Brand.
that'd really confuse him
in 'Everybody Loves Raymond'.
its a shame about her political views.
By using a woman PM as a fig leaf for his sexism. For shame.
maybe it's time to take a look in the mirror. #nofilter #truthbomb
And I picked a female candidate too - not sure why you're ignoring mine.
I'm sure his 'Oblique Strategies' would be an improvement on the current lot
AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA BORIS FOR PRIMEMINISTER HAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAA WHAT A LEDGE END
Or Alf Garnett
Conservative by nature, Labour by experience.
Is this a compassionate intervention for my own sake?
If only because it would render my Facebook feed an unbearable mess