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Have you ever had a run in with a bouncer or got a beating/kicking off one?
no point kickin off on a bouncer, you will never win
I used to work in a nightclub and some of stuff I witnessed was horrifying and/or hilarious. But mainly horrified.
A bouncer once jabbed me in the stomach. He declined me entry to a nightspot because I was 'underage.' I reached into my inside pocket to show him driving license and he must have thought I was going to get a knife or something daft.
He hit me hard enough that I had to immediately go for a poo in McDonald's.
the physical compression the punch had on my bowels, but also a touch of anxiety and a gross sense of injustice.
me: ::hands passport over::
bouncer: are you taking the piss?
me: eh? oh, i guess my hair is really different.
bouncer: this ain't you, pal.
bouncer: ::shows me ms wza's passport::
me: oh, ffs.
bouncer: you're not getting in, and i'm keeping this.
me: jfc, but you're definitely not keeping that.
::threat of police::
::me at home, watching the grand prix instead of raving it up::
what a guy
probably shouldn't have been in tv21 tbf
so every time i passed that club for a while i'd kick over the sign and he'd yell at me to pick it up. i'd quickly scurry away before he could follow up on it. i'm all about maturity, me.