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Arrested for shoplifting in Poundland?
Caught wanking over the 2008 Danny Dyer calendar?
bump it Monday morning
32m under was the lowest I've been
in a mineshaft
whilst wearing a Low t-shirt
and they were playing t-pain's 'Low' before Low came on
and I got low when t-pain said i should.
and then daisy lowe came and danced with me and i was dancing with her when joachim löw walked past and i high-fived him
and also all my family had just died so i was really depressed
No money. Cooking flour and water omelettes with ketchup from satchets mates stole from pubs.
Or when i was 21 and my gf broke up with me, was suicidal for about a year.
Or when my dad died
I dunno, all differently intense forms of pain...life is fascinating
aged 3 :-(
You guys know how to have a good time
Cause you don't "drink" ice cream.
Know your vowels, drinkster
okay make joke?
alls well that ends well
Daughter born with Down's syndrome and a hole in her heart...my mum dies very suddenly of brain cancer...6 months later my younger sister has terminal cancer, given 12months.