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pomegranate seeds (you know what i mean)
I don't know what you mean
just buy the seeds on their own. no one will mind.
Just banging wi'me pomegranate. What? Yeah, course I cut it in half.
See you later.
but you're not allowed to tell people about it
Houmous. So difficult to get the balance right between all of the elements. Just buy a tub of the M&S stuff and be done with it. Waste of time.
Bread. Loads of shops sell great bread. Fuck making your own unless you want your house to smell nice which is fair enough.
totally with you.
2) yes correct
at the peak of my powers my bread was better than any I could buy. Plus it's a great thing to take round people's houses and cheap. Nearly everyone wanted to suck me off.
You enjoy your crustless 50/50 best of both in Reading!
I haven't got time to fuck around making bread.
Anyway giving people the power to make their own bread inevitably means it ends up having seeds in it. And they can get to absolute fuck.
cus it takes like 1 minute of actual doing something.
Pop the ingredients into the machine just as you're going to bed, set the timer, and when you wake up, you have a fresh, warm loaf to have with your breakfast and a house that smells like a bakery.
(from crushed leaves and petals collected from the forest).
just imagine that the joke works and we'll all have a good time
& makeshift hospital sets and made up illnesses
...but it helps!
the peelings, bones and any leftover crap from a roast dinner, boiled for hours, then put through a sieve. Job done, stick it in the freezer or make it into soup. Loads of effort if doing it from scratch for no reason of course, but tons better than a stock cube and the ingredients are essentially free.
absolutely wortth makingit fresh so long as you have a food processor and a very steady hand for trickling the oil in a slow steady go. Bung in some raw garlic and basil and suddenly you havbwe a thing of beauty.
mayonnaise. Considering it is effectively my name, I really ought to be able to spell it.