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yeah it's been done before but not for a while. i'll go first.
and i am a really nice scottish guy! :)
that's not who i was impersonating
Ricky is Welsh anyway ya pleb
Welsh grumpy-drawers vs super cheerful Lo-pan!!!111
an exclamation mark at the end of the subject and a smiley face at the end of the post EVERY TIME! :)
so I'm going to guess Lucien or Steved.
I don't think we've had a single interaction
Apart from that time I *may* have implied that KiK had skullfucked you, mentally
almost gives the impression no one in the real world notices you. You should stop using 'words' like 'skullfucked' as well. It's not becoming.
taking things too seriously on here was not one of them
Shall I put my tutur on? I nned a dronnkkk
For a change.
Gonna wear ma tutu and dance around to Don't Mess with Ma TootToot just for you thenight, wee hen.
/ borderline racist.
i also love ducks and cats
"bullish, self-serving sanctimonious people who insert themselves into (often imagined) moral quandaries, not because of any empathy with the unfortunate, but because they get off on presenting themselves as white knights, while embracing the opportunity to bully people with different opinions to theirs". - MotherShabubu 22 Oct 13
This thread is embarrassing and you're all pathetic.
you'd be able to work out what DiS posts were his without looking at who'd posted
Can't believe in Excel you can click on a column and select it's colour.
"I'm totally unaware that I shouldn't announce who I am doing." moker
No wait! Familyman_keith
Oh I don't fucking know
you're one of the more refined joke accounts, don't worry.
Here's the thing, lads, I will offer some down-to-earth Mancunian viewpoints on life. Then I'll carefully slip in a couple of opinions worded as facts. Only a couple, buried in the text so I appear at first glance to be totally objective. I'll finish an OP by offering up the indie points while referencing sugar in tea for no reason. And I'll word everything in the manner of an uncle talking down to a teenager.
I'm torn between this
what do you think?
March 25th 2009 that this thread was last done...
a sobering thought
Ill just sit here in my university library whilst thinking about playing sim city and making a city like London when I could get a flat in zone 2 for under £500 a month :(
my old flat was £650pcm though
there's no difference between calling a rich white man a dick and a destitute paraplegic black woman a ****** ********* **** *** ******* ******. It's all just insults yeah?
But you don't have to agree. Potato potahto. Why can't we all just get along?
ARGHHGHGHGHG THE LIZARDS
YOPU STUPID CUNTS STOP VICTIMISING ME??!!! I'M RICH AND WHITE WITH A GOOD FASHION SENSE I DON'T DESERVE THIS KIND OF TREATMENT
Nail on head guys!
enchanted wood and we graced the fields full of windfelt sorry and I knew oh you are the one for me, you with that wooden chair and those golden locks full of golden stare
this is much better
i was in the taxii on my way hime from hanging aout wityh loads of FMOUSI PEOPLE and...
My sister's cousin came over to my friends housewarming last week and overall we all had a nice time but we got on to the topic of people who have a lot of friends and or associates. We all seemed to agree that it's unusual when people are able to remember not just names, but little subtle characteristics between all of their friends or associates when none of us could seem to do as much for anyone outside of our respective close circle of friends.
I guess it's part of getting older too, your mindset changes and you don't have the time to think about other people because there's more going on in your own life. I'm going to be hosting the same people over at mine next month, kind of like an early xmas do because everybody else is doing their own thing either at work or with family, and we thought it'd be fun. Not sure what I should make for food though, all the crowd-pleasing ideas include meat, and not everybody eats meat these days, or gluten or wheat - it's a bit difficult actually. Any ideas?
please study me more carefully in future
;) If you dont mind
and I don't know why
..what colour are your knickers I really want to wear them on my head
how did no-one do this one before
not sure if it's the 50,000,000 push-ups my personal trainer made me do, or thinking about the fact that we can't send the children of the poor to workhouses any more
When I thought to myself what a wonderful we live in, almost like paper marshmallow that hide in the pastures of post modern pigeons. I look at my waistcoat and sigh to the stars that it is is carefree and wild unlike the chains of my soul.
and I polished my army boots with my semen.
I'm just a semen in stirrups baby
hats, socks and sandles.
I'm just a Tory.
shove it, whitest of knights
Hey, we all have styles.
please shower me with compliments and i'll pretend to care about your problems too
That said, I don't post at night...used to.
Being a cynical arsehole whilst completing refusing to understand that whoever you're "imitating" may be severely struggling.
I've struggled a lot in my life and this year has been the hardest of all; i do care about other people and have tried to be helpfully others, tonight I nutted one of my best friends cos he set me on fire and yeah I'm the villain but I'm also really upset, leave me alone and keep your opinions to yourself please thanks x
It may be your worldview that humour should always come first but it shows have little capacity for empathy.
I'd literally rather eat my own shit than do something middle class . I'm going to put this woman's fucking face through a window.
You've done me. And we got along IRL alright aswell!
Made me loloutloud
Not that I've even threatened anyone. So maybe not.
I couldn't really face getting out of bed so I was late, we'd run out of cereal and then I missed my bus, when I got to work I heard some people talking about me and I don't feel well and I just want to go home :(
'bit much all this innit'
in the style of Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame
walked by my desk saying something about staplers and I'm just sat here typing this and feeling kinda old but my manager is staring at me over the cubicle wall from his massive office window actually he is standing right outside actually he is sitting in my lap actually he is typing this message but it's cool, I'm really good at my job and Excel and all that so I'll not be fired ever for anything. Anybody else ever have that happen?
and we've been on the edge of going out the whole time but never got it together.
She's been with maybe ten guys but I've saved myself for her. She's telling me how I'm her best friend and she can always talk to me about her love life and trusts me more than anyone - But she keeps turning down my advances!!!
What can I do? Is she a lesbian? I'm an attractive guy
Look at this news story about some innocent children dying in a freak accident:
Isn't it hilarious?!
Must dash, need to throw some more tinnies on the barbie.
Going to have to ban everyone who's posted in it, starting with forza (even though he hasn't).
I said "You are shitting me".
why do poor people have to be fed and clothed? I'm sure there's a good reason but it seems like a waste of money that we don't have.
No need to go over the top, marckee. Just asking a legitimate, politically neutral question.
might sew another communist patch on my cardigan after I finish this point-set topology
did I mention that I really like ale now?
I get the impression that you do not. I like electronic music and from what you have said it seems that you don't and are ignorant. Listen to Curve and (insert electro-pop artist here) then come back and we can have this discussion. Seriously though you are stupid and don't deserve music.
and direct Wikipedia references. Fool.
several musicians from blog buzz london bands that never quite made it five years ago will play late 90s emo instrumentals while all of you can take turns on the mic reciting entire episodes of the simpsons 89 TO 98 ONLY.
all proceeds go to the national institution for demolishing the united kingdom and rebuilding it from a superior american style grid plan blueprint. $2 advance.
B: piss off you twat
A: How did it take so long for someone to construct a lenghty dramatic dialogue between two irreverently named characters?
B: what 'A' and 'B' fuck off you piss-stained nonce
A: so why then?
B: probably because there's less chance of reading it than the average creakyknees post?
Michael Gove: I've just arrived to make a weak but heavy handed satirical point about the tory party. I hate the poor or something
Call me Dave: Crikey, Mikey, don't tell everyone!
William Hague: to the Batmobile!
Michael Gove: what the hell's going on here? is that Margaret Thatcher's zombie?
Margaret Thatcher's Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnsssss
CMD: Well things have certainly taken a turn for the fantastical
Gove: I wonder if her tits have rotted off
B: Fucking hell what the fuck the fuck? how long is this going on for?
[exeunt chased by a bear]
always been a fan of your work.
some of these are becoming quite mean spirited
i mean, most people probably knew