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Strength of stuff or something?
Believe me, I've carried out extensive tests.
why is the pizza delivery mans penis in the pizza box?
Utterly pointless, posh chinese innit? Still prawn crackers, toast, seaweed etc. Some decent prawn and mango thing aside, was exactly the same as every other Chinese I've had ever.
Few pounds more for a main etc, but MILES better than most other Chinese takeaway.
until you actually try to eat out of it and get it all down your top.
3 n half hours till home time. then booze.
was rainy and dark still at 8am but now glorious (for now) not sure on temperature, certinaly jacket required
here's what my brother in laws mum replied to my "going to the dentist" facebook status update with:
'I am glad we use the lovely Emma in Aldershot even though we have to pay. Uncle Stan was a National Health dentist when I was young . He retired to the Isle of Man. Alas he died of lung cancer.'
not sure she's interested.
WIHT OUT LIVES
I ate my sandwiches early on today so going to head out and grab something
How do I keep missing them?
For fuck snakes.
Best type of shorts?
B)Those little satin running shorts
yeah they have. Shame. Used to get some cracking ones from Wembley Market. Fluorescent palm trees a plenty.
looked a bit like the cincinatti bengals around my thighs.
usually paired them with one green fluorescent sock, one orange fluorescent sock, some moody converse, hypercolour t-shirt, bumbag and cap.
It was quite the look.
shorts, just one colour with a small umbro logo? You better.
much to the exes chagrin.
they're called glossy fiddler shorts.
Most annoying thing someone can do when laughing?
C)Look around desperately for acceptance and acknowledgment
D)Slap you on the back
If you had to have a wart where would you prefer it to be?
A)On the end of your nose
B)On your eyeball
end of the nose as it wouldn't be dangerous to get it removed!
Would you prefer me to?
A)Turn it in because I'm being a jam fool
B)Carry on with his hilarious wordplay
called 'handling difficult conversatoins'. Basically a rip off of max landsberg's G.R.O.W model, but we had lots of fun when I made them role play a converstaion where they had to tell one member of the grop that he had BO. Oddly enough, i picked out the one vageuly wiffy guy in the group to be the recipient of this news in the role play scenario. I am so so evil.
I'm bored, going back to my flat to see whether this morning's rain has put it under water again. Might have a snooze.
Boss wants me to get info from a company in a country in which Friday is not a working day.
She is unmoved by this fact.