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So he could spend mowing down sick pigeons on "the dream crusher" (that's what he calls the dayglo pushbike).
probably Chezza because then you get the zoo and a theme park (albeit a sub par theme park (could take him To Thorpe P) but I don't know if he likes rollercoasters but he must like animals).
i thought that he'd like the zoo too
I can hook that up
Can't be alone tonight
Grant Foley, you're for it.
he won't appreciate the wordplay so I'll buy him a moody Arsenal top from one of those stalls on Oxford St on the way home to make up for it. I may or may not flick flob on the back of his head when we have said our goodbyes.
so he could dress up as a knight and pretend to joust
He'd hate it no matter where we went.
Probably check out the sights on Main Street.
^This is where meths hosts his Rallies.
^this is where meths gets his dental work done
^This is where he does something in Flemish because there's no English version of the page.
Down to funky town
so that he can ride his dayglo Rooster Big Momma Spoke BMX.
You sick bastard
'"A newborn child has no teeth." - "A goose has no teeth." - "A rose has no teeth." - This last at any rate - one would like to say - is obviously true! It is even surer than that a goose has none. - And yet it is far from clear. For where should a rose's teeth have been? The goose has none in its jaw. And neither, of course, has it any in its wings; but no one means that when he says it has no teeth. - Why, suppose one were to say: the cow chews its food and then dungs the rose with it, so the rose has teeth in the mouth of an animal. This would not be absurd, because one has no notion in advance where to look for teeth in a rose.'
Hope this helps.
If he came to birmingham I could show him round....we could go to the pub in the peaky blinders....the garrison, its in the black country museum i think
British Music exhibition at the O2, then play several rounds of pool, Turkish kebab to finish. 8/10
This is happening, starting in the run up to Christmas we each get meths for a day, random allocation and we find out more during the week.
See the pyramids.
Maybe get a 1955 burger.