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Mine's a 50 second walk.
Go on, admit it, this is an exceptional thread.
But I'd guess I could be cheek-to-seat in about 12 seconds.
There's nobody here
It's just it and me
It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this Andrex by my side
I'll never forget the way you feel tonight
I probably win this thread unless anyone is using DiS in the bathroom... in which case... gross.
that a trickle of urine would probably have reached my shoe by the time I got there
take that PM.
1 minute in normal circumstances.
I'm desperate as well.
Main: 35 seconds
disabled only accessed with a staff id card and filled with boxes of tampax samples/urine remover
and nobody is in so i dont even need to close the door