Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
I think shrewbie and maria sharapova
use little tricks to stop themselves shining so that they don't alienate others. Like, I think this guy at work who is smarter than everyone else always hesitates a lot when he's speaking when there is no need.
And my friend Katie, who is really beautiful but got bullied at school a bit because other girls were jealous. So she started making this weird face whenever she met new people and now it's stuck.
Like she's going 'Eeeeuuuuuuuugghghhghghg'?
i mean people that just touch you. like this guy here, always taps me to get my attention. and puts his hand on my shoulder. what's it all about?!
slapped his hand right down on my shoulder and said 'Chris - Its dinner time'
I'd kill you
Our 5th hob is a thing of majesty. MAJESTY.
Range cookers ftw!
although I haven't worked out how to use the mini overn yet.
Never needed to use more than 4. EVER.
And so forth.
what one would you give it to?
in which we regale each other with stories of the Daves we have known and loved.
*shabs and bants
The Biscuit sitcom review
Ever needed the help of a British Embassy
People who simply have to show you how offended they are at something
Different words for throw
Being a man
not wolf it down like a ravenous pack dog
then use the SAME teaspoon to eat my cereal.
How high can you jump?
What's the best bit of lego?
Just found out what the cntl button does on my keyboard
If you had to eat a bit of your own body, what would it be?
- The merits of winter fruits
- Descaling stuff
me - make a run at it but style it out if you miss it.
Nothing bad has ever come of being late to anything.
before throwing a brick through one of the upper windows.
I guess that's covered by styling it out, actually.
All you That London wankers only need to wait about 7 seconds for your next bus anyway. You're the worst.
just an idea for a thread. No responses please
before you can use a safetywink if you really really think one is necessary?
Because I haven't read it.
Select the cheeses for your cheese board/lazy susan. (max 4)
Places that sound nice but are actually horrid
Cocktails & Molecular mixology - an appraisal
wine glasses - what's the best size and where do you hold them?
Petrol vs. Diesel: The Final Showdown
Like I can't fucking even go down the clothes horse aisle of Wilkos without pointing to a minky and saying to whoever I'm with, "Balonx has one of those, you know".
Mostly words that end in -ough as -uff or -ow
Clough - Clow
Plough - Pluff
Enough - Enow
Trough - Trow
Trowel - Troffal
Would you say is still perpendicular?
^ 1, 000 Indie points.
I feel this may have already been done.
Inspired by seeing this at lunch - http://goo.gl/maps/eRvyl