Kids are the worst, eh.
My brother, a kid called nick and me were kicking about my mums gaff one boring summer holiday afternoon.
We had nothing to do, so decided to stitch up another one of our pals.
We gave him a call and asked if he'd like to come down to our house to watch videos.
When he got to the door, my brother and nick egged him. He started crying. I chucked an egg from my sisters bedroom above.
He ran home crying, so we orxered him a couple pizzas and a few taxis.
We watched from the bushes as all these adukts turned up at his door.
Eventually when eveything had died down, we went to his house and looked in the window.
He was hiding behind the sofa, crying.
Think we might have said sorry after that.
Truth be told, this kid was the butt of our jokes ever since the day he turned up for a kickabout wearing a 'makin bacon' vest. We ridiculed him mercilesslyand he went home and changed into something normal.
From that moment, his childhood changed...for the worse.
So yeah, kids