Was at my mates once and the phone rang. It was my then gf.
She was crying and stuff. Turns out the cat had bought in a starling chick and I needed to come back immediately.
Actually bored of this anecdote already, so ill cut to the chase.
Wrapped up half dead chick in tea towel nd dropped a breezeblock on it.
Had to check to see it was dead. It was dead.
Saw a guy break a seagulls neck once. Got out hiscar, broke the neck, then drove off without saying a word. Mad skills.
Anyone shot a platypus? Stuff like that