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yes, thats right:
you could probably use it as a cement mixer
Panting heavily she tried to connect the other side to the bedpost. Alas no matter how much she pulled, his arms were just too short to reach. It was complicated being kinky with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
None of this mattered of course because within seconds he had torn her body to shreds, ripping it piece by piece to get at the nourishing meat. It turns out that dinosaurs just aren't interested in interspecies relations.
Suddenly Max woke up, pulse racing with a gasp of air escaping from his lungs as he snapped into a sitting position. Moments later he calmed down, remembering that dinosaurs didn't exist in the same era as humans thus rendering the fantasy nonsensical.