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1 to make the witty first comment about mums and lightbulbs
1 to question aggressively why anyone would bother with light since darkness is much better
1 to ^this the lightbulb
1 to officiate the wedding of the lightbulb and a goat
He'll do it when he finishes his dubstep album.
you've probably never heard of it
(^Guess the DiSer).
SHUT UP RAANRAALS
We collectively agreed that it's far more enjoyable sexing your Ma in the dark.
as it involves screwing
1 to do it; the other 11 to debate on whether not it was selfish.
100 to complain about it being hetro-normative
I physically can't change lightbulbs. I think it's a mental block. My house is currently lit by lamps and candles as I've run out of overhead light.
should have been born in the 17th century
First time I have ever said this. Not sure how I feel.
and also the masturbating.
Do you think I could ask my sparky to change my lightbulbs when he comes to fix the jaccuzi on monday? Or will he tell me to get bent?
He'll probably be OK with it.
Give him something with which to regale his mates in the pub.
It's a total myth (I'm guessing). But think about it, human's lived in the dark / by flame light alone for almost all of existence so far.
Suddenly, it's bad for your eye sight. Bollox. We're as used to operating in the relative low light as we are sleeping and talking.
1 to wet the bed
187 to post lightbulb/band name mashups (Osram Osbourne, Philips Glass, Marvin Gaye - Watt's Goin' On etc)
Could you start a proper pun thread please?