that are actually not that funny.
There is a line or skit on an ice cube album that goes...
'mother fucking cheetah can't hang with a gorilla'
Every time I hear this, I laugh.
Also, the number 24. I lived with this cool hungarian dude who was a monster on battlefield and one day he killed 24 people without losing a life. He turned to me and said '24, get some'
He also etched this into the doorframe when he left to go onto a new adventure in Switzerland. Good cat, old victor. Need to get back in contact with him.
This thread might work.