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So asks someone on mumsnet
Fairly hilarious read, obviously no one does it here?
(hoping for my first 200+ thread)
jesus! some people are sooooo precious
Gonna try it tonight.
Not after yet another lonely wank, just before you curl up into the foetal position and sob yourself to sleep.
Glad i beat the viralness by 10 minutes.
#penisdunking #smegcleanup #cummydrinkingwater
TallulahBetty Tue 08-Oct-13 09:31:45
Penis beaker??? <squawk>
Is this.. a thing?
that mumsnet was about suggesting the best nappies and stuff.
penis dunking is one thing, but exchanging stories of times they accidentally flicked period blood on their friend's flock wallpaper is another.
Plus, what is 9/10 of 12 inches?
a guitar like instrument associated with bluegrass and southern american music that uses strings made from dried placenta
"Frances Hodgson Burnett must be spinning in her grave"
But im not gonna go washing it. Unless Id been spelunking in a particularly dank cave
Blood clot from her fanjo like a pendulum after bloodying her mates sofa
Do I not like that.
erm i normally wow err. what. we have an en suite so yeah no dunking.
Then get to dunkin boy