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Have you ever done it?
Share your speed dating bants here
Might leave the site.
I'd rather masturbate furiously for the next 50 years thanks.
Did, however, unwittingly (it was unwitting, you shits) walk into the Queen of Hoxton once when they were doing some in the basement. Every now and then some shellshocked looking people wearing numbers would emerge from the basement and order a few drinks, mostly for themselves. At about 10 o'clock this enormous Swedish guy came in and, upon hearing from his mate that there was speed dating in the basement, downed his drink, looked at his watch and announced that he was going "barrel scraping" before heading to the basement.
like fun. No chance of being put in the friendzone either, just a good way to meet some members of the opposite sex.
I'm impressed by your commitment.
You've taken the joke too far, the zahidf account is over. No one could believe that a real person could be so obsessed with this friendzone thing.
DiS's most genially unflappable man gets rankled. We're all doomed.
I've been one overwrought post away from going full-Moker for years now.
I don't know really. You're pretty chilled though. Be good if you did go full-on mokes though.
Ways to flap Ant
- His hot, hot sister.
- His other, less hot sister.
his hot sister single?
Ant regularly goes FM when his football club’s finances are brought up.
But fashion is the real irk-er.
by pretending to be flapped?
What a cunt.
I do have vague memories. Link?
(in the Balonx role)
It wasn't me.
the comment was totally in context of the OP.
Just an opinion anyway.
I appreciate that in this modern age, for better or worse, relationships, dating etc has changed significantly, but, this just seems so clinical and joyless.
Then yes, it is like lots of mini job interviews.
if Yes: go speed dating!
if No: jesus christ don't go speed dating
kind of people who probably go speed dating
have a beer and a quick chat with lots of different people you don't really know. sounds like a standard night out or party
is pretty much par for the course
long enough for a snog or just a quick anus lick?
not long enough to reveal your obvious personality defects
but Ill give it a shot!!!1