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Almost not quite as much of a dick as previously thought.
He's sort of highlighting his mediocre cuntishness by recognising that the EDL attracted even bigger cunts.
Great to see it happening to the EDL
Wouldn’t be surprised to see them cast off the pretence of being reasonable and go fully fascist now.
I imagine Robinson will have quite a comfortable like being a fascist version of Ed Husain.
EDL MAN: Oh yummers what is this delightful meal, it's so packed with flavour that I'm delighted
JEREMY PIVEN: Oh, we prepared you a curry
EDL MAN: A curry, eh? Is this a PROPER ENGLISH DELICACY like what Vinnie Jones or Marcus Mumford would eat?
JEREMY PIVEN: Well actually: Curry /?k?ri/, plural curries, is the generic English term primarily employed in Western culture to denote a wide variety of dishes whose origins are Southern and Southeastern Asian cuisines, as well as New World cuisines influenced by them such as Trinidadian or Fijian. Their common feature is the incorporation of more or less complex combinations of spices and/or herbs, usually (but not invariably) including fresh or dried hot chillies.
EDL MAN: Why, it's delicious!! And you say, this food has its origins in the cultures of... other countries? Like ones that aren't England? Like Scotland? Or Wales?
JEREMY PIVEN: Yes, that's right! But it's from different countries from even farther away than that. You can only reach them by boat, or airship, or golden chocobo.
EDL MAN: Well, I surely have learned much today! Wow. And you say these... other countries... they have all their own food, and telly programmes, and accents?
JEREMY PIVEN: Yeah! Now you're getting the hang of it! Exactly!
(EDL MAN starts clapping)
EDL MAN: Wow! I'm going to stop the EDL now!
JEREMY PIVEN: That's nice.
Does this to his critics:
the EDL has become a massive embarrassment even to Tommy Robinson, so he jumped ship. His life must fucking suck, the only people who look up to him are complete tools and everyone else hates him. At least he has realised that his efforts are actually utterly counter-productive I suppose.
Tommy Robinson totally owns him. It's quite amusing. Think Andrew Neil expected an easy ride.