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OK DiS, cast off your inhibitions and tell us your stories.
But I used to moon people from our 1st floor living room in Nottingham about 5 years back. Sometimes there'd be two of us.
we'd knock on the window and as soon as people looked we'd press our spread cheeks against the glass and smear them around a bit. One of our mates said they could see our anuses once
I think streaking is really funny but mooning is a bit lame and disgusting.
I'll give you that.
But lame? Yeah, maybe a little lame. But
so I have some form for this. Uni days were particularly, ... streaky. I jumped naked into magdalen bridge on may day and got snapped by the Sun frolicking naked in the river with my friend (also naked) Jos, and we nearly got sent down for it.
I wouldn't do it now, altohugh I did go outside ystterday completely naked underneath my coat. Which I wouldn't have done had I realised quite how blowy it was yesterday.
Not INTO the bridge because that makes no sense at all.
although i do wonder if i might have given myself a wee bit of a chill yesterday.
I don't understand how nobody has pulled you up on this
then you can legitimately slap the security guards face....plus you can become a minor celebrity, get in local papers etc
and got kicked in the bollocks by the centre half. there was a picture of that exact moment in the local newspaper.
His name is Lee Sterry.
Because the title contains 'streaker dribbles'
Dribbling streaker teans
probably in prison now.
probably is though yeah
including a game of pink pancakes on someone's skylight
does that count?
never done that, but I have wrapped them up in cling film before
The logistics of doing it through a skylight on the roof of a two storey house were solved by alcohol
...guess that could count as pedal-assisted streaking. A somewhat bizarre experience as you go past literally tens of thousands of bystanders but it doesn't feel that odd as you are surrounded by other naked folk. Second time I did it a couple I know saw me and waved and I stopped to say hello, which obviously was a bit odd. They both definitely checked out my willy.
when BAU porn was unavailable. I may have had a cheeky one to a pic of you :-0
spares a few blushes
course for me I need a couple of baseball mitts
Do you position/hang left or right over the saddle, or try and balance everything out front?
and have it resting on the back of the saddle, which is larger than the front
What if you end up suctioned onto your saddle?
and just stick it together like a cheese toastie
A back-view picture of a naked cyclist is on the front cover of the Tunbridge Wells Courier this week. Every time I pass the newspaper rack in Sainsburys, I'm confronted by 8 saggy old-man arses :(
I lived in a sleepy town called Ledbury with my first proper boyfriend. We used to drive around the country lanes and I used to flash my boobs at passers by and threw my bra at someone once.
I was very young. Well, 18.
My mate dived into the shallow end in the first one and smashed his face up. He still did another naked length with us though, then there was a wierd slightly homoerotic moment when I examined his bloody face for damage, while we were both naked and his equally naked girlfriend watched on.
...at about 3am. It was dark and there was no-one around. Crazy, crazy days.
in the new forest (during the day with people around (it doesnt count if theres no danger of others seeing)
Through my hometown coming back from the pub
In the peak district
Vale of Goyt
Atop the black hill
Near Hexham going up to see a waterfall
No Ones been offended by it though
Coming back from the pub I got out of my mates car with clothes inside, expecting to get back in the car after a while, but bad mate in the car kept moving off just as I drew level with him about to open the door handle, he kept me going for 3 miles or so, past the police station.
I would not do that now
a) Im old and am 'less than picturesque'
b) Im old and it would be misinterpreted.
(I think hes got a 'thing' about old people)
you know you want someone to ask to see it.
Whip it out
the ambiance has to be just right
I seem to remember there were lots of sets of double doors I had to keep pushing open dramatically
Love the way he steps the stewards at the end.