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Any minute now. It's waiting I can't stand.
Packet of chocolate cocks?
got £60 in john lewis vouchers then went and got leathered on WEST beer for free
I hope it goes well and it's not too hard for you to walk out the door. Onwards and upwards. (Good luck x)
I always give a speech
Appropriate timing wasn't a thing for jesus, it's not a thing for me
They hosted a leaving conference in my honour at my last place of work.
presentation is bullshit
I got an envelope with 30 £1 coins in it.
Get it changed to notes at least before giving it me.
Unless you work in an arcade then it's a mint present
right down to several messages in the leaving card having suspiciously similar handwriting, especially those people who weren't in the office on my last day.
wasn't you was it?
mine was a bit of both
bye to all you people for a bit too I guess while I try and be good at my new job for a bit.
like that was the only thing anyone remembered about me
just post your address below.
One said "Enjoy ya paedo holiday" and the other said "Glad youre not coming back. Fuck off"
its been real.
am I right fellows?
Does someone have an item of his clothing so I can smell it from time to time to remember the good times?
maybe he'd let you have some of it
TAKEN home at 9
Oh the humiliation. Still at least I don't have to see them on Monday
On a scale of telling the ugly truth about coworkers to groping your colleagues
Remember little or nothing
Made someone cry with tactless remark.