...and I can unequivocally guarantee you, before the scoffs of derision, that there was a young couple (maybe mid 20's) in the house opposite making sweet love (not fucking, like beautiful joining of two bodies)
I watched for maybe 5 seconds and i am not gonna lie - I was a little turned on.
Then the guilt kicked in, so I cleaned my teeth. but all throughtout that process I was thinking 'wow'
So I had another look after the teeth and they were still at it. I watched for maybe another 5-10 seconds, then went to bed feeling incredibly guilty.
Gonna say at this point:
a)don't care if you believe me, it happened
b)they had the full lights on. this is strange, no? dim that shit down, some candles at the very least