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just sitting there....looking at the floor.....what do i do?
it means shoot het in the face 'til, well, look at me telling you how to do your job!
sorry, the school system failed me and the army wouldn't have me.
This seems a crucial piece of information
go and ask her why then sit next to her.
lower into a crouch, put a hand on each knee, look up at the sky, and very, very loudly sing the opening line to the Lion King
but it would be WASTED on you ignorami
Definitely didnt wikipedia his notable policies to get that. You underestimate how au fait the majority of DiS is with former NZ prime ministers.
e.g. does your window open out onto a park?
I can't disclose what it's like, but I can tell you it's very out of the ordinary for her to be there.
and farmers boots
NATIONAL SECURITY YEH?
MORE THAN A WOMAN TO ME
shoot her in the face
or are you asking if you should try to take advantage of the opportunity that life has dealt you?
for the modern gentleman
- 36 condoms (unused)
- Empty clip for assault rifle
- GQ 'Man of the year' Edition, crumpled
- Murray mints, one pack of
- Hilarious key ring
What will you do next?
you order an immediate airstrike on the city of Chester. It is reduced to rubble within minutes. Miss a go.
to your left, a teacher is up to something. To your right, someone is mending some trousers. Apropos of nothing, you have wet yourself.
and while you want to stop the way they constantly talk about how hard their life is, you wish you had a way of getting closer without being rendered immobile by halitosis.
you draw your crossbow and scream 'CITIZEN, STAND DOWN'. The teacher responds does indeed go quiet, but only to ready themselves to fight you.
Ask what the hell is going on?
and causes 15 damage. Chris has 85 health left.
Chris asks what is going on, but does not listen to the answer. You have gained nothing.
Chris has used Unproven Marksmanship
It's super effective!
Moany Teacher sustains 5 damage
Three civilians in the area sustain 100 damage from the same attack and die immediately.
Five civilians take 100 damage, all immediately dying.
Chris remains on 85 health.
Use Unproven Marksmanship
to target civilians.
Chris has caused himself 95 points of damage and has died.
from alcoholism, smoking and self-loathing. He falls to the floor, staring up at Chris.
To the west, the trousers have been mended. To the east, a limbo competition has begun.
Where will you go?
we're not in an american cop movie
and mime lifting your top up. Maybe she'll show you her gherkins
she might have kids though
shes probably got her house keys on her. Just check her driving license for the address
No need to be nice to them just because they're rich.
she's probably gone by now anyway
(leave her the fuck alone)
looking at the floor implies she's looking in through your window at the floor, or that your window opens up onto another interior space, the floor of which she is looking at.
is she still there?
thanks for dredging it up.