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seen a single episode of either Breaking Bad, The Wire, 24, or Mad Men
this ex made me watch a couple of the movies. I was a great boyfriend in many respects
while she watched the movies instead. Then you wouldn't have had to face the screen and her voluminous thighs would have muffled the sound.
don't know why. it was nice. I had to go down on her UNDER the duvet. some sort of massive tog, too. fucking hard work, man
Did she enjoy the sensation of beads of sweat dripping off your face on to her bits?
and haven't had lunch yet
Had a few days off school with one mind :/
not strictly true in my first ever job I had one day off, although that was less a hangover and more alcohol incapacitation.
but I do remember after one Xmas party going to the disabled toilets for a kip. Was a marble floor, but slept like a baby.
"I have never had two hands".
No matches found. Figures.
(X Factor, Big Brother, I'm A Celeb....)
I will get round to it at some point
P.S. You should go to Scotland. Most of it is lovely
might go for a weekend next year with Mrs C_B once she is better hopefully. She likes it up there.
But if i did i would have lol'd at that. Nice work!!
I've never had a tattoo or scar that wouldn't heal
Apart from Friends obvs.