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he gets as far as the bedroom door - 33/1
leaves the house - 150/1
talks to a fully-grown woman who isn't really, really scared - 2000/1
actually manages to get laid - no odds available
amazing neediness from you today, even by your 40-year-old virgin standards.
This is an incredible tactic for attracting women, ive found.
Dont get pissed though. Maybe 2 drinks over a 4 hour period.
We're all counting on you.
(Just stayed in in the end).
unless you're quite beautiful or a great listener etc, girls will never knock on your door.
shave your beard, brush your hair and get out there!
James Brown was never short of a good time
and thinking that's going to get the ladies moist. If you're only drinking 2 drinks over the space of 4 hours they're more likely to think you're a homeless man seeking shelter and the comfort of what little alcohol you can afford
you're wrong, son. so so wrong.
yes, there is a fine line between looking like a murdering loner and an interesting, cool cat, but when you grow up, maybe you'll be able to realise that what you're saying is in fact BULLSHIT.
DoC errs on the side of looking like a murdering loner
but i think the reason people react the way they do is that more often than not, people who talk a lot about their pulling power and their skills with women and all of the various girls they're constantly dating and dumping... normally are making it up.
I do have a lot of dates with girls. well, I date like crazy for say a month, then go back into my shell for maybe a year or so. and I do get dumped a lot. usually because of my deplorable skills.
I also talk about baths, too.
these are two things that women find attractive, imo. girls can sleep in my bed safe in the knowledge I wont touch them. unless they ask me to.
plus, I play the 'can't get an erection' card a lot.
I mean, why else would you?
there, got it. Thanks Skillz!
I can't get an erection, so you're safe.
Oh, would you look at that? That hasn't happened for ages. Lie back and think of England, maaaan.
write a short play about a paunchy 40 year old with a push bike who I imagine wears leather and a gangly 20-something creep propping up a bar talking about how they're deffo going to pull? I need this quite badly.
*All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and insufficient grounds for legal prosecution.
giving DoC faaaar to much credit, bud
idk this is mean-spirited shut it down theo