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yarda yarda yarda hur hur hur
Is when a girl is that drunk that she needs somewhere to sleep but she finds you hideous and cannot even fathom intercourse with you so the only way she thinks is fair is by letting you put your dick in between her breasts because the thought of intercourse with you makes her physically honk sweetcorn sick.
"I bet you'd love a tit wank wouldn't you, wouldn't that turn you on?"
"No mate, it's for you and your penis bashing one out between my tits. Me? I'm just lying on my back living in hope that one day you'll think about pleasuring me too instead of yourself and your tiny prick."
That's what my friend said once.
I really need to get off DIS.
hur hur hur
You're really on form this afternoon.
that way you can get your arse tongued at the same time
I hear they're rather good
Contains exactly the sort of information you requested.
As in NSFW
jumping jack christ
those all look like kneading bread. straight sex is awful.
first real life chuckle of the day, well done that Balonz
The common cormorant (or shag)
Lays eggs inside a paper bag,
You follow the idea, no doubt?
It's to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have never thought of, is that herds
Of wandering bears might come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
You sure you're in the right place?
Gotta know your audience
well done everyone. I'm proud of you.