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do some of these, please. Feels like it should have some potential for lols and accusations of sexism
Slow and heavy.
...untouched by moderation!!!!
EXACTLY why the option is there.
right up to the wrist
located on street corners.
White and weak
Cause I asked the girls to rub on their breasteses
fairtrade and organically sourced in the tropics.
Long and wet.
you've filled zxcvbnm-'s girl quota so he'll be happy #affirmativeaction
scented, hot, and leaves waxy residue when I dip my finger in.
Black and hard and unable to digest
Covered in butter
blah blah blah marxism: dirty and italian
blah blah blah beer: pale and bitter
I like the beer one
old, decrepit and in dire need of servicing
the same age I am, not much to look at, but right go-ers when you get them started up
Barely legal and full of promise. Only to regret the morning after.
Boiling hot and stuffed into a small paper cup
15 years old and mixed up with coke
Stick my nozzle in it and fill that baby rrrrrrrright up. GOD DAMN!
Without the right to vote.
(stolen from a stand up I saw a while back but apt nonetheless)
Short, dark and bitter.
I don't like coffee.