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no-one does this, do they?
One of life's greatest pleasures/hilarities.
Unless it's properly grim, in which case it's not enjoyable. But, if anything, funnier.
hey guys i did an absolute minger of a fart yesterday, proper polluted the restaurant, smelt of industrial waste and genocide. a woman's chuff doesn't smell half as bad. really proud to be northern
Show me a man who doesn't bask in the stench of his own farts, and I'll show you a liar
it's a far more edifying experience when you have an audience
specifically, the famous Dutch oven
what is a dutch oven? I think I've heard of a thing, getting into a small duvet cavern and polluting it with your own fragrance, is that a dutch oven?
But you're missing the style, the skill involved in secretly creating an airtight duvet seal around the mattress and anus and filling it with vile filth, then in one swift movement flicking your feet to disturb the pungent gases within and wrapping the covers over your (preferably freshly woken) gf's head
but if the smell's rank enough, then I'll allow myself a moment of disgusted, disgusted pride.
i'll sometimes cup it in my hand, leave it to brew for a few seconds then have a right sniff of it.
i'm single, yeah.
rather than admire