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and he looks really like David Walliams!
More of these please.
Well, time for the daily stick my name into google hourq
(thank heavens for google alerts anyway)
and being from the same place as craig david could sometimes be amusing. he reputedly called one place asking about jobs and they hung up because they thought he was taking the piss? idk.
I went to school with a James Brown. He was wee and puny and a bit ginger. No discernable musical talrent whatsoever, so there was no danger of getting him mixed up. is James Brown (singer) alive or dead? Now that's a good point.
and one at university.
The crack addled pajama wearing spaceman
Looks nothing like Keith Richards.
no better name.
No he doesnt have a big moustache
I think he may have been my headmaster.
Were there ever naked chicks hanging around his office? Did he get through an inordinate quantity of lotion?
Your parents are basically ripping the pish out you with that one, aren't they?
He'll reach his peak at age 50, hell be like richard the guy monica nearly marries, just with a bushier stache
'i like to think they were setting him up to utterly slay the puss'
i worked with a david longstaff, he was a consultant on a project at the bishops bell school. no word of a lie
But he told me if I ever grassed he'd kill me
He knows what he's doing
But Dick is surely the name that everyone else calls him
got all sorts of chocolate to discuss.
Talk choc in here.
HORRIFIC. took a photo of it cos it was so bad. basically a brown cheesecake with a slice of snickers on top.
had to have some noisette swiss choc bar to make up for it.
not uploading it.
hadn't even been in that thread. and it seems i had good reason.
Hayley Bailey and one called Kelly Kelly
Kelly Kelly sounds like she's just got a stutter.
Probably not in the way you meant though. Her colleague Emma is even cuter
kelly kelly? no way.
She's also Irish which adds to the effect.
You tore your dress
I managed to get THREE teaspoonfuls of peanut butter out of my jar in the work kitchen this afternoon before the girl from tax came in and gave me a dirty look as I slurped the spoon (i did wash it metriculously in case anybody has a nut allergy and chokes on their coffee). Woooo.
Its too scary - I've just started buying chocolate bars now cos I can't bear it
wish I oculd remember to buy bread for the office though- it would be so much easier to have it on toast instead of having to sneak out spoonfuls. Argh, 18 minutes. I was ngoing ot go to the vending maching but I can't relaly justify it now (I have about thruppence to my name and a house that it is full of food.)
SEVENTEEN MINUTES NOW.
All the 'lads' took the piss out of him because he was a bit different. What cunts.
I am having a fucking nightmare getting my bath fixed. the spa jet things don't work and i htink it might be an electrical fault because when I press the button tat ois supposed to make them go on, it beeps and nothign happens. But i guess it might ber the pump? Who do I call out? A sparky? An engineer? I've been in touch with the people at 'Jacuzzi' and they were as much use as tits on a nun.
I'm going to have to get it looked at next week, we're coming right into bath season now and i START MY RUNNING TRAINING NEXT WEEK TOO, SO i'LL NEED MY BATH TO HAVE JETS.
I'm so depressed about this.
...then on of these two:
My mate works in NYC so obviously gets some crackers, including this from yesterday:
I wish I'd rememebnerd to put my bra back on. Tits are lowping. No point doing it now though. EIGHT MINUTES.
Natalie Fazackerley yesterday
WHy am I still here? Well, because i need to do something now. I am so very annoyed.
I also know a chap whose second name was Connolly, lived in a place with the name Connolly in the address and applied for a job in a shop called Connolly Menswear. They thought he was taking the piss and asked him to leave the shop.
But i don't think anythign can beat DICK POWER.
She insisted on people calling her 'Gaynor'. I never did.
but as the only brit in an american office i have no one else to make fun of him with/say catchphrases at him with/do the brucie walk into his room with