your 48 hour torture death begins tomorrow.
Better get pretty pissed and have a good time tonight then.
They're the worst.
is the torture of knowing your torture will soon begin?
Then 10 seconds of torture before your 78 year old heart gives out
What exactly will happen to me? Be specific
Will things be forcibly inserted?
3 hour TheoGB comedy set
6 hour tbo comedy set
5 hour double act from the above
3 hours assorted fingernail pulling, electrodes, flaying, removal of parts, organs, standard fare etc.
Just skip to the goddamned fingernail pulling
he gonna do a real bad Roy Chubby brown impersonation an' shit, an uh, uh-uh, you gonna be curlin' up in ya seat an' all grimacin' an shit- like KERPLOW.
then both choices are the wrong choice. Either way you'll end up being stabbed to death with your own shin bone within a couple of hours.
so i'd go for the 10 years.
start your own torture death cult.
Leave your miserable loneliness out of this, pal
sitting in front of you wherever you go
Would be good, would force me to stop faffing about on the internet and start #yoloing and slaying hot puss.
But will commit suicide before the DEADline
would I be anticipating the torture or would it come as a surprise at the end?
LIKE I SAID
Not got much to do.
I'll meet you half way - 12 hours of torture in 25 years time.
they have rules and they will stick to them.
Son! Avenge my death when you're 51 please! Ta.
It's a solid career with real opportunities to progress.
to much more than about 10 minutes of torture, so I'll choose option B, thanks
I can't take much more of this #yoloing and slaying hot puss.
ffs its a no brainer
Always thought around 50 would be a good cut off anyway
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