Gotta pretend to be male
Apart from the two tickets I was given earlier but they're not in front of me.
followed by crushing disappointment.
Haven't seen my feet since '95.
Don't get it Same ingredients than a doughnut but taste SO much better.
But sadly, no.
And took his massive schlong with him
a bag of pear drops
Have a cheeky glimpse if there's a mag lying about.
I don't like pear drops, prefer chewy sweets.
(this is wishful thinking. I wish I'd had lunch beers, but I FORGOT to.)
As you can imagine, this letter about household cleaning products is practically writing itself.
There is not a single day of the week that I woudl say no to curry. Might get one for dinner actually.
Plus they've filled the fridge with Chinese beer instead of proper beer.
I fucking LOVE that stuff.
1 ohur 44 minutes and I['m going to go home, get an estrella and take it bed and drinkn it an dthen have a disconap before getting ready for scouyt coming round <3
I odn't know which bit of this i am most excited about tbh. (scout, obvs).
I may steal some just so I can put some wicks in them
I could go a doughnut. I need to go and put my bra back on, I took it off at lunchtiome and forgot to put it on and I really should not be sitting at my desk like this.
Is it a bra?
Or a new nail varnish?
Is it a new guitar?
Love it when that happens
quick somebody say BOOBS
empty packet of fish and chips. mushy peas smeared all over your whiskers.
I really fancy a chippy! (And a curry and a beer and wine and a fag.)
You could have a chip if you were here
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