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Gareth fucking Malone
Squaddies Wives etc.
coz he's covering Death Grips on his next album
"Gareth Malone OBE (born London, 9 November 1975) is a British choirmaster and broadcaster, self-described as an "amateur, presenter and populariser of choral singing". He is best known for his television appearances in programmes such as The Choir and Crimewatch Choir which focus on singing and introducing choral music to the public and criminals alike. Malone was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) in the 2012 Birthday Honours, for services to Prince Phillip."
What a fucking letdown
Never particularly liked his music, but I think he's quite an intelligent, articulate guy underneath the snap judgements on better artists than him, swearing and sweeping statements, which he kind of has no choice but to make these days.
Can noooo be bothered.
I don't fancy him, hate his voice, reminds me of drama school attention seeking tosspots with small cocks
...but I like his written stuff & some of his political views and there I admire his honesty.
That's got to stand him in good stead with 95% of the British public
Surely someone on here has shagged him? Can anyone confirm he has a small todger?
Could barely get my mouth round it.
I know a guy called and he has twins with the daughter of a very famous front woman and this daughter used to be in band management and shagged Russell and this guy I know told me that his girlfriend (with the twins) said that Russell has a tiny penis.
^ This is true
I love the idea of him having this whole 'sex god' persona and having a little willy. It's what you do with it though I guess.
tongue, no doubt.
and he said something like ''bear in mind that drugs shrivel your penis so it probably wasn't the best idea to get naked as it was very impressive''.
So, yeah, small willy.
'my new album is frankly fucking awesome'
For his part in the X Factor. For his tough talking wankery. For his Tory donating ways.
The guy's a cock.
Did you know him in 1990 or something?
The fat, not very good looking one who couldn't dance but wrote the tunes. Then Robbie completely PWNED him.
but it turns out that Robbie was right when he said the guy's a pompous dickhead.
Also: his royal family. jubilee song. The cunt. What a cunt.
he's just evil now
BUT HE'S A NORTH OF THE COUNTRY MONSTER - MONSTER I TELL YOU
he's on the 6music round table today, I will make my mind up then