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Has anyone got any other advice about birdwatching?
did a little chuckle and everything.
good work TBO_
neither rare nor well done
the thread of the year 2013-14
It shows your jovial side.
you stupid cunt
You don't 'get' a sea bird, even if you're a bird watcher. And before you say anything i'm a keen 'twitcher' so I know about these things. Birds are not premier league stickers, they are much more than that.
his wife won't let him go out that often because they've got a newborn daughter, but he really loved it. I went with him and one of his mates once, we saw a Little Auk down at Hunstanton. One of the most beautiful experiences of my life. I'd love to get into it properly but I don't drive and it would be indulging all the worst bits of having AS.
It's a funny tern.
but do (young) gays really struggle to get laid, what with, y'know, all the gay bars, and Grindr, and the meet (meat, haha, injoke!) forums and that?
i dunno if you're really that good at being gay, mate.
But I like the idea tha straight-os should be fine because there are bars full of straight people and now tinder is here they have no excuse for not getting their end away.
should've guessed that someone would be a ballbag.
as per usual.
"but but but the gays have bars full of gays so they just go in there and shag right... I mean, all they need to be is gay, there doesn't need to be any attraction between them because they're all the same really"
I don't think there was any malice in that post at all, lots of people ask that kind of stuff.
But it's a common misperception anyway.
i know at least 104 gays. like any rational person i believe relationships work the same whoever's involved, but there's obviously more of a fallback option for gays. i don't know if i could go to town now to bars where there were women in serious numbers whose sole intention was looking for no-strings sex, whereas i absolutely know there are hundreds of places locally where gay men do precisely that. it's fine to say that.
it's not a gay/straight thing really, more a male/female thing, innit, men go looking for sex, women less so, so if you're gay casual encounters are easier to find. just fact, innit. maybe you don't live in a city with a large gay population, idk. relationships are a completely different kettle of fish altogether.
but where I grew up, out in the country, there weren't any amenities at all let alone bars. Add to that the fact that I wasn't out so I couldn't really, like, bring guys home without it being awkward or go out without lying.
I'm at uni now and it's a lot easier, probably just cause I have grown up a bit.
that pun went right over my head, like.
I offered her a stick of rock
She said she prefer to suck my dad's cock
and sped off in her naff green mondeo
with the furry dice hanging in the window
like a pair of balls dangling in the wind...
Perhaps I'll get lucky with her pissed fat friend
Get it?? Hah