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Nothing bad has happened to me yet. I'll keep you updated. You do the same.
which is a good start. and a good friend of mine is in town this weekend. also good. i don't see the problem
FFS. Now using my supplied Xbox AV cable for the time being (shudders). Also laptop wont shut properly, then something rattled. I'm staying in bed today
I bet he tells me I've got BUM CANCER
should have saved it for Monday. :(
might just not let him look at my bum.
wish me luck!
Dr - well, what seems to be the problem?
zvcvbnm - I can tell you what definitely isn't the problem and that's my bum, no problem there in the old bum...no sireee, all good in the bum department
Dr - it's the bum, isn't it?
zxcvbnm - yes
Dr - another 24 inch dildo?
zxcvbnm - yes
Dr - you have to stop doing this to yourself
It was nothing serious.
That means he's MISSED my bum cancer!
I should have shown him my bum.
Friday the 13th.
I think I did run someone else over but I was in a hurry to get to the appointment.
I guess Friday 13th isn't so unlucky after all!
i had a weird gay threesome sex dream about sometimes dissers jonny rat. it was terrifying.
this will determine the sympathy i have for you.
I'm sure some awful calamity will befall me, such as successfully arrving at my destination.
Threw up during my personal training session this morning. That was classy. And all the date's fault.
you still on for monday? q-q-q-q-q-quiz!
BECAUSE I HAVE A DATE.
I know, I know, bros before hos or some other misogynistic jingoism but it is the only night she could do. Week after?
no worries. just remember when you're having a lovely evening with thinly veiled person, you could have been angrily staring at me for writing 'Dixieland' down instead of 'Dixie'. SHOULD HAVE.
Week after sounds grand. =]
more teh merrier.
That or Lord Byron.
Yes week after though fo sho.
chills a man to the bone, so you know.
Need help, too - came fourth last week, on a measly 29! :(
There's a statue of him in the bushes opposite Hyde Park. When I was a tour guide on the buses I used to say, "Oh, look everyone there's someone in the bushes! And no, it's not George Michael it's Lord Byron!"
Just got told at lunch that I have to work tonight and tomorrow night in the pub at home. Means I miss the work night out here and also a friend's going-away party tomorrow night. Fuck's sake. I hope my contract is extended here so I can quit that job and actually have my weekends back. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
Didn't have time to change, so just soaked it and prayed it would look reasonable when it dried.
Nope. It looks like I was bukkaked on the way to work.
Fuck sake. Going to have to hide in my office all day now.
We were brushing our teeth at the same time. It's a small sink so she was standing perpendicular to me, and when she spat out toothpaste foam there was significant splash on to me. She managed to spill my own cup of tea onto me yesterday morning, too.
And I've just noticed I smell like a fucking chewing gum wrapper. FUCK OFF FRIDAY.
Now I'm off to cry in the loos for a bit.
As I've just been contacted by someone I cut off over a year ago.
no need to post on DiS about it :-(
almost drew with a player rated just under 2000 FIDE last night. It was blitz, and i didn't draw, but hey ho. then got home to find my flatmate talking about war. heh.
pool tonight. probably going to get drunk as part of that
Are you part of a league/serious thing?
I'd like to get back into serious pool playing.
and yep - play in this league http://www.londoncitypool.com/
used to play in the south london league too (slkpa) but that had too much travelling involved for me.
Give us a cheeky pm if you fancy any of those - I can put you in touch with our captain or i know some other teams who are also looking for players.
there's only a few of us.
Don't think I've got the time at the moment but I do want to wield a cue in anger again one day. My days of playing in a pool team were some of the greatest days of my life y'know. Especially when I 7 balled the captain of the team from the roughest pub in the area. At their place. First game as well. Spent the rest of the match terrified he was going to chin us or something.
But thanks. Good to know the option's there.
Gym induction tonight.
Going to go make tea and toast and have it in my bed.
I miss just being able to do that.
I got Liar's Dice delivered here and am tempted to start up some lunch time gambling with the guys from dispatch downstairs.
I just deleted them - no need for a countdown for that pal! Poooow.
102 sleepz till xmas! where bounce u spendin it hun?
I saw them last night in the Shackwell Arms (hate that place). They're playing the Windmill in Brixton tonight I'm tempted to go and see them again.
well, clearly not. Can any of us help? it's going to take some adjustment you know, try to give it some time.
and apparently teamviewer is blocked here.
Otherwise I'm all good.
The curse of Friday the 13th :(
what a pile of rank cock.
But, my patio heater has arrived, it's in quite a small box and I'm a bit stressed about opening it up to discover that it's actuially only a wee diddy thing and not the excellent towering inferno I had dreamed of. It's going to take a Big Unit to get it erected for me.
Going for lunch with my sister and niece <3
Having a real I HATE MY JOB day today which is unusual for a friday. i hope I'm ok.
hope your reet, dude. Have alcohol, or sutin, idk. Btw i know i said i could come down early october BUT it looks like that is unlikely. sozzzzzzzzzz.
Never mind pal, my october is looking a bit mental anyway. Got a maasive work project kicking off, and I'm rtuning the office during half term (when I am dsupposed ot be in berlin but they wouldn't give me the time off, grrrr. I am also going to try to get a week's holiday, so yeah, october stinks.
AND THEN I FOUND OUT I GET MY FIRST MUSIC CREDIT TONIGHT :D
Going to cinema tomorrow - YES
Going to circuit training tomorrow - MEH
Going to London Dungeons on Sunday - OMFG IM SCARED ALREADY
nothing else to report.
I need a sammich.
The curse of FRIDAY the 13th strikes again.
I don't think my dad has respected me since then. (about 32 years)
but I remember being VERY scared and crying at Madame Tussauds as a child.
Its fair to say I'm scared of almost anything. I jump out of my skin if someone pops a cork from a bottle thingy.
which isn't fair because I am the jumpiest-easiest-to-scare person I know.
My boys are always jumping out from behind doors the little bastards. One day I'll feign a heart attack just to teach them.
My dad always used to stop breathing and pretend he was dead. Or throw himself off cliffs/castles or rock cable cars and say we're gonna die.
I'm terrible when it comes to jumpiness. I pushed two men to the ground on the Saw ride because a man jumped out on me :(
There's a cliff we sometimes walk to with a concealed ledge just below so I ran down and screamed and "fell" to the ledge. Should have seen the tears! Brilliant.
If I play dead they just jump on my ribs.
It is quite a long tour, but just as you're starting to get a bit bored (you'll probably be ok, I was just scanting for a fag but was in charge of 15 twelve year olds) so yeha, just as you're starting to fadfe a bit, two really good things happern <3
think i've morphed into a teenage boy
kill me now
might as well cover yourself in burning gasolene and throw yourself into the atlantic.
"it has been quite a joke among the pilots"
' But Finnair passengers on AY666 to Helsinki - which has the 3 letter designation HEL - don't seem too bothered. The flight is almost full.'
the curse of Friday the 13th strikes!!
The worst I've ever done, I literally blanked for one question, just sat there silently playing a tune in my head saying to myself, 'well, this is ridiculous, you're just playing a tune in your head when you should be thinking of an answer', then I almost burst out laughing. So safe to say I won't get the job I was never going to get, but hopefully they don't think less of me (they might though).
you'd have probably wet yourself then accidentally smothered one of the interviewers with a cushion.
was the chap being interviewed.
A damaging waste of time for all concerned.
drinks are on me tonight guys!
a very drunk and drugged up scottish guy with the thickest glaswegian accent ever inflicted his company upon us. Brilliantly cringeworthy, It was both annoying and hilarious. If you took yourself out of it it was like watching a comedy character. He didn't like wearing shoes (he was in his work suit) and took them off.
He showed us his tattoos on his toes which read "HAPPY DAYZ=)" (Yes, with the emoticon) because in his line of work, in which he's "a big fucking deal, pal", he can't have visible tattoos.
He also told my friend he liked her because she was a 'curvy girl' and that he'd done meow meow, and that was cool.
I wish I'd filmed or recorded the whole thing.
He had a girl suck out his prince albert piercing last week
"I go to the jolly sailor. I like milfs and curvy girls. I find them there."
"Because I have charisma and am smart as fuck, I got sent to work in the states. I fucking hated it"
My boss wants me to apply for my job but permanent and has offered to go through my application with me. I'm a bit suspicious. Maybe he just wants me off his team but doesn't want to sack me.
You know, like April Fools rules.
I haven't seen them since last year and I miss them so much.