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THIS IS NOT A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION:
And which dogs.
Humans are generally shit.
BRING ON THE HOUNDS
And they are all making that sad whining noise.
blue peter dog
dog from frazier
was sometimes played by the dog from Frasier's son
for some lucky people I'd slaughter every single dog on the planet. Probably get a bit bored after a while and have to think up more interesting ways of killing them.
suspended by a rope that it slowly fraying, but to get to them, I'd have to get past over 100 dogs, I'd take a value judgement and kick them off into the sea if they didn't make way.
and if they don't run they'll just fuck you up. 100 dogs? You'd be mince.
new hypothetical situation: How many really shite small yappy dogs do you think you could take on at the same time? I think about 120
Pugs and chihuahua - get me an industrial thresher
I'd just line myself up like jonny wilkinson and start booting.
how many stamps to the head by the average person in trainers would it take to mash in a chihuahua?
whatever. come and get my indie points yo.
Dogs can't give you money for saving their life, but I could probably make a killing off of selling 46 dogs, so that'll be the break even point where I value the quantity of life as opposed to monetary value.
pickles - got the world cup back
lassie - not a real dog
dogs are pretty shit when you think about it
just dramatised a bit for tv
All the dogs.
Annihalate the lot of them. They're as good as vermin over there and not in the same league as the ace dogs we have here.
Verdict: Infinity Asian dogs, 0 Local dogs
is this, as they say, 'a thing'?
Reckon I would probably get tired somewhere between 1,000 and a million tbh tbf...
Didn't like the bit where SPOILER summat happens to the dog
then the humans
Dogs are loyal and trustworthy. They won't stab you in the back or forget years of friendship in the blink of a heartbeat, so why sacrifice a dog for a human???
Whether you want them too or not.
because a dog told you to?
and put a pneumatic drill through Rin Tin Tin to save the sold out audience's lives
of canine corpses
Got better. Didnt kill any dogs to do so.
sometimes you just have to maim a couple of spaniels
I bet behind the scenes the doctors were slaughtering poodles to fix me. Poor poodles.