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Post your Knock Knock jokes here
*whispers to wife* shhh pretend we're not home <dims lights>
Arnie: Knock knock.
*shoots bad guys through bamboo wall*
i'm not letting you in
-I Dunnap who?
- HAHAHA you done a poo!
the interrupting cow
but it clearly does
Ah, I see this is a Steven Moffat episode.
david stevens, your old friend from college
what a pleasant surprise, do come in
I'm an owl you dick.
It's the police, I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident.
Oh. Do come inside.
A shit on stilts
I think you've come to the wrong joke
Oh, dear, sorry about that
No problem, mind how you go
I made up a joke
That was my favourite.
You done a poo? AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Joanna Newsom who?
Joanna Newsom better "knock, knock" than the ones in this thread.
Diser wets self