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This is as good as you'll get, Balonz
Can't be bothered with all that pancake bollocks. I'd rather crack on with a great big fuck off bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes.
Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a fucking duck in sight. Maybe they was shy.....or maybe they was arrogant........pricks.
I always knew he was a wrongen that cunt off of masterchef......Horrible selfish bald my shit don't stink cunt......
I don't care what anyone says. Lovely little fella & all that but postman Pat. One #busycunt
I reckon you could do better
I'll only be updating this with fresh stuff now.
thats actually the perfect role for him. and i see the girl out of the upper hand is his wife.
might watch it at xmas now.
he sends himself up well
Not even in an ironic way. Like, you can't not find him entertaining.
HIS OLDEST DAUGHTER IS CALLED DANI!!!!
get with it, you slag.
MEETS ROLLING LORD SUGAR ON TWITTER THREAD ALERT!
Potential clash of the titans here: https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/429264332745375745
Danny and Lord Sugar have resumed hostilities: