i was just getting a bag of crisps from the vending machine at work and as the things went round they didn't release the crisps so i'm like FUCK YOU CUNT and then an incredible thing happened. it started to rotate again and released two bags! there's some sort of lazer magic going on. since when was this a thing? now it's a game to see which crisps are likely to catch on and force the machine to release two bags.
also, whoever it is that's drinking lemongrass lucozade, hahaha, you ought to be ashamed of yourself