No important football over the weekend, really - a few African internationals, Bradford hump Brentford, other bits and bobs in the lower leagues.

Loads of clubs being linked with players they can't sign.

Stoke's Steven N'Zonzi *allegedly* mows down a cyclist then *allegedly* does a runner, leading to TWITTER OUTRAGE. Not far off shit story bingo, tbh.

Preston v Oldham and some u21 action this evening.

Let's spend all day talking about James Milner being rubbish...