"I am a 17 year old male who is bubbly, outgoing but very shy. I am looking to find a friend who will be there for me in sickness and in health until death do us apart. I will repay you with giving you all my love and care and will pay with friendship x4, good out of hours pay and 100% love. Experience is needed but not essential, as training will be provided. Apply within 2 weeks as their is no rush : )"