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(girth not length)
Why does nobody eber remember this story properly.
It was like the girth of a tin of beans. not even human.
that makes lover status in this thread, I'm afraid.
Yup! I've done it TWICE.
Not so smug now.
Also, can we be quite clear- I like really big cocks. I completely hate tiny cocks. But i do not like a cock that has the circumference of a tin of beans because that is simply dangerous. perhaps this can now be the final word on the matter.
my mate has a 6.5 inch dick and is looking for an answer
you big child!
Jawbreaker - not due to fighting, but as he has a massive cock, whcih he put in people's mouths.
And now I need to go into a meeting thinking about my dream about amoruso.
People aren't taking this seriously enough and it's pretty important.
what a virgin
"humourous pub quiz team names"
from Big Deal fame
I meant Kenny Gee, anyway. or is it G.
Aye, I went with thaht joke.
I was just wistfully thinking it would be nice so we could chat more...what thread am I in?
She's got stigmata on her arse cheeks just now fromthe spurs on your boots.
google it if you dare
Ian McKellen. Apparently it's like "a can of vim, topped with a lamb's heart"
... genuinely surprised dis
By all accounts.
As an excerpt from Nicolas Anelka's biography attests “My career at Arsenal was going from strength to strength until the day I crossed Vieira, who was better known in the Arsenal dressing room as ‘Le Long.’ I was playing against Fulham at Highbury and I remember receiving a ball from Bergkamp, then rounding the keeper with ease and, with the goal wide open, somehow managing to screw the ball wide at the last minute. It only happened because the sun was in my eyes. It wasn’t my fault! Anyway Vieira gave me a glare and I knew I was in trouble, afterwards in the showers he tore into me and I just snapped, I knew I shouldn’t have, but I called him a ‘lanky limbed boombaclart.’
At first he just stared at me with his hollow eyes. Then…..
Just like that he slapped me across the face with his penis. Just once. But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14? pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain. POW! Look at that thing!”
At least in comparison to that 6 year old he got off with