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eat a yoghurt with a big spoon
whole bag, pre crushed, down the hole. behind closed doors, obvs.
not big on handling crisps. greasy
why you always on my tail. I do. I have an issue with handling food
that anybody eats crisps by crushing the bag then drinking them
Dunno about refuse, but there's never any reason to have butter on a sandwich
unless it's a baguette/hot sandwich. butter is rank on a sandwich. i could happily eat bread and butter though.
suck my dick
fuck you, dis :(((( that was meant to be a reply to mala. feel ill now.
Not for ones longer than a minute. People that talk loudly as well are dicks.
which my friend did.
and not flushing
then never talking it for a walk. or just opening the back gate for it.
riding a bike while having a dog on a leash walking/being dragged/ alongside
I would have thought this was awesome for all parties involved...
on a lead with a muzzle, obviously not allowed off it, therefore fat. the two women walking it were fat too.
...using a big spoon in a yoghurt is pretty bad. Using a big spoon to make a cup of tea however; jesus, I feel sick just thinking about it.
make someone stand outside in a sandwich board
paying for wrestling!
nvq is granny wiping aint gonna cut it, btw
You should have your fork in your better hand for accurate prodding.
millions of bastards = fine
That involves someone buying the Daily Mail, and putting ricin in every issue until the world is a better place?
Elsewhere, someone is inventing a pop-up advert that kills people who click share on nostalgic Buzzfeed listicles.
Went from Guardian -> Mail overnight.
Don't know why. Not discussed it.
I found it in their house and shouted at them.
it's the same people commenting below the articles.
people who do this dawdling thing on Oxford st deserve every knee/album/body-check that they get.
1.)Do you have an oyster?
2.)do you know your local pop up burger joint?
you're too indie sean
i always used to eat yoghurt with a pudding spoon. teaspoons owned by tea/coffee seemed/are universally rank and stained as fuck. clean spoon please. not an issue nowadays, when it comes to pots - muller, etc. BUT. i regularly make up a dessert bowl of chopped fruit and/or berries and plain yoghurt taken from a tub. that gets eaten with a pudding spoon. the whole thing trends to be shared between me and mswza. SHAREDBIGSPOON. come at me.
but on its own from the pot, no way
referring to the thing after your main as 'afters'
and not know the words
I was the one who had to pick it out, dripping in tea and throw it in the bin.
It's like throwing fag butts in half full cans of drink - officially the most selfish act human beings are capable of.
that's probably rape.
thanks for clearing that up
you heartless swines
People who prank emergency services, childline or rape lines etc.
Rape crisis line, I was pretending to be a dad whose daughter had been raped. About halfway through the conversation, all the fun dried up and I realised this was a fucking terrible thing to do and I had to get through it without the woman on the other end knowing I was bullshitting. In the end I just hung up.
Still wince when I think about that one.
sleep with your mate's girlfriend/ex girlfriend/crush without clearing it with your mate first.
I don't label really innocuous things as THE WORST THING EVER