...and the most pointless:
Go on, ruin your life too. I regret nothing.
I don't get it
but only sort of. i'm persuadable if we can get 5
If you're still clicking on the cookies after the first 20 minutes or so, you're approaching it wrong... or mad.
(over 2 billion)
and around 67 million a second.
I'm the cookie king.
(I've had plenty of cause to have the laptop on at the minute and just leave it going in the background. I am also 40 years old.)
I honestly think I'll dream of cookies tonight. Do you think there's any hope in life for either of us?
Your multiplier goes up to 900% or something.
get out while you can
but something kept me clicking, and now look at me
i haven't done anything to get to this point.
I thought this is fucking stupid, I'll do it for a bit to see what happens.
I had to sell everything one by one to convince myself to stop.
I keep telling myself I'll stop when I get one, but I probably wont.
I also said I'd stop when I got my 50th time machine.
I've now got 54 of them.
am I ever gonna run out of things to buy? Cus I'm not going to stop until I do.
Felt like I had no more left to achieve.
"Daddy, what do you have to do on this game?"
"Well, you have to make cookies, and, er....."
The grandmothers'll be very disappointed with you if you do though.
Alternatively click on the menu button and you'll see the option there.
yeah whatever Axis, Youre one of us now
I don't understand the milk!
and I currently earn about 2.25 million cookies a second.
Unlocked 56/77 achievements (73%)
56/86 Upgrades (65%)
I feel like the end's in sight...
do you actually have to keep clicking it??
Just go back every five minutes for a few clicks and to buy some stuff.
im on just over 5million at the moment (all time 20million) got like 6 portals so far and im producing like 50 thousand a second.
All this in like an hour.
then at least i would feel some kind of achievement
if these guys hooked up with some proper game developers and made taat naff quiz ting half as fun to play as this stupid cookie thing I can't stop playing they'd definitely be on to something.
he's no jook
i just went into the stats screen. if you click the x there you can see all your farms, grannies, portals ...
and it's still not enough.
how do you know how many you have made all time?
second line of General
i've made 51 million. that is nothing
wonder what time he got to bed.
should i just sell everything and buy as many time machines as i can?
Crude maths here, but if a time machine ends up costing you 1,000,000,000 for around 100,000 cookies per second, but a portal is only 50,000,000 and earns you 10,000 per second then the portal is better value.
If that is the case then there's no point in time machines, no?
but the number of cookies per second stays static (except for when you upgrade them). that means the number of cookies produced per cookie spent decreases each time you buy a building of a particular time.
but I should buy a range of everything yeah?
except cursors, where you want 200.
see you in 7 hrs
it's all about the golden cookies
There's a couple of amazing effects hidden in those - forget the Golden Cookie's 7x production.
Mine's still not connecting.
I NEED BRIGHT COLOURS AND NUMBERS COUNTING UPWARDS.
i'm a mere hollow husk of the human i was previously
It seemed bollocks so I gave up.
I didn't really get what was going on.
do i have to wait?
there's some brown wibbly stuff slowly getting higher and higher, does this herald an end of some sort? please yes
have now. i MUST dunk this cookie. how do i do it?
does fuck all.
Drag the bottom up towards the top - you'll see the cookie get dunked.
check your "achievements". real life affirming stuff in there
i didn't say 'dunking achieved' or anything tho. real let down.
cmd>Shift>+ to zoom in, then cmd>shift>- to zoom back out.
then zoom out again
Don't give in to their oppression.
WHAT THE FUCK
me: 46,504,000,000 (approx)
I'm nailing it this time through
Currently baking a cool 216 million per second
after seeing everyone else's, i feel a bit better.
At 64 million per second
at 60,000,000 per second
Kitten workers (extra milk) or a time paradox solver (time machines twice as productive). I don't really get milk yet. Hopefully I'll die before I do.
then kitten workers.
my setup will involve other stuff. i'm just not really interested in overall cookies. i'm interested in overall cursors
Wasting your time on collecting imaginary cookies... pathetic
but the stories above make me more nervous about playing this game than trying heroin.
dont even care anymore.
it's even one of the achievements
is it 1 trillion cookies in the bank, or 1 trillion all time?
They're shadow achievements anyway, so I'm not that fussed about them (you have to reset after a million and after a billion too to get them all)
Have shut it down now. I know my limits.
It remembered :(
except the 100 time machines.
which is going to take forever.
i thought you could only get 100 of things? i want it to stop.
you can stop once you get them all
So I've got just 3 more months of being chained to this game
do you mean achievements? If so, some of them just say ???
why should i click on it.
might as well get it over with now pal
sounds like e-smack judging off everyone in here.
chilling stuff. for you I mean.
So I've written this thread and everyone in it off. Even you.
it's not even doing anything
not going to play it, but amazing thread
best post: http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4435823#r7694501
He hasn't been seen or heard from since
i think it's lost the allure.
had to physically remove myself from the PC last night for fear I may have ended up sat there until dawn. ludicrous.
like that daft radio 4 thing
kept going though
And have it running in the background while I watch Andy Murray. In reality I have the cookies on and Andy Murray running in the background.
What the fuck are you lot
then play 'a dark room'
same basic mechanic as cookie clicker but so much more involving and rewarding.
for soulless, repetitive mouse clicking, g'wan and give it a go.
Probably a better game, but not as addictive. Do like the ending though.
didn't notice the store until now. new wonders
Was looking up how to get the hack cookie achievement and ended up going mental and giving myself infinite cookies to complete the whole thing in 10 seconds.
I feel like I've opened all of my presents on christmas eve. :((((
doesn't work then?
I thought you loved me
currently at 760,000,000,000
I swear I'll give up as soon as I get a golden cookie.
One of those would be awesome
with red cookies now.
until I've achieved/upgraded everything else.
245 cursors, 210 grandma's, 201 farms, 200 factories, 200 mines, 175 shipments, 160 Labs, 150 Portals and 122 Time machines.
Started the grandma thing and shit got scary, was able to get an upgrade to get rid of it, but you can only do that once apparently? Takes hours to get anything now, so I might just go nuclear and reinstate the evil grandma things.
That's a lot further on than me.
I've got 150 cursors, 128 Grandmas, 100 farms, 100 factories, 100 mines, 100 shipments, 100 labs, 81 portals, 60 time machines
have had it running non stop since. Overnight etc. </life>
I think you're a good 16 hours ahead of me then.
I would. I can't bring myself to do the grandma inevitable destruct yet.
It's all, er, clicked into place. Fuck.
Hopefully they're worth the 9 trillion cookies...
Wish me luck!
but it's not that difficult
It's taken me this long to get started.
ie if you get true neverclick you get neverclick too
may as well get both at the same time!
You have to wait for at least two golden cookies to start, then do it just based on starting with a single cursor.
and i don't even know why. there's no clear objective in sight, i just keep going on. and i usually have the attention span of a fruitbat
gets pretty boring pretty fast
the more you invest, the richer you are in the future!
I'm not sure I understand what's real anymore.
I LOVE IT
Hollow husk of a man now though, right? Life will never feel quite so sweet again.
Apparently it would take 150 days to get 100 time machines.
This is driving me slightly nuts, cheerfully. I haven't turned the computer off for 3 days so I can leave it going overnight.
got every upgrade
So have you got zebra cookies and macaroons etc?
golden cookies innit
and yet only have 3 golden cookies. How do I make them more regualr?!
Holy shit there's a wiki...
I played for a couple of hours one evening last week, got a couple of time machines etc. Haven't and won't play it again.
Thanks for reading.
look how cool i am!
94 Portals and 63 Time Machines. I just want to get them at 100 each and buy up the store and then I'm done, I promise
not sure how much longer this will take. A day? A week?
only to find that your browser crashed about ten minutes after you walked out of the door.
and I'm done.
I hate myself.
I've done it. I finally clicked this thread. Shitting christ.
But I'm dreading going home, thinking OH I'LL JUST PUT THE LAPTOP ON. FUCKKKKK.
as long as you don't disappoint grandma you can walk away with a clear conscience.
just got back and spent 4 days of money in about 2 minutes
saving up for a casualty enforcer now
But now Im back on it. Raging nans!
what happens with the grans? Mine are starting to look all funny.
Do I have a revolution on my hands?
It sounds like the Grandmapocalypse.
I think EA are missing a trick here
My work is done here. DiS still unblocked though, surprisingly.
it's getting a bit boring now
493,571,839.9 cookies per second
do the grandmas revolt and eat all my cookies?
you should do it though, you get massive bonuses and only minor setbacks
more cookies. MORE!
so by my calculations, by the time i get back from work i will have approx 40,000,000,000 cookies in the bank
Better than a time machine
well i didn't leave the tab open last night. i closed it in a rage before i could reach 'dependency' level. and look how that worked out.
And then he updated and added Antimatter Condensers and about 10 new achievements (and upgrades).
Fuck fuck fuck.
19 measly time machines away from victory, and then this happens. On the plus side, the new upgrades and Antimatter Condensers have boosted my CpS rate something rotten.
Now at a measly 151 million per second. :(
Not bad for a day's work.
2.8 billion cookies per second.
(All-time approx. 130 trillion)
but I must make MORE COOKIES
trying to get to 100 of everything
Soon to be updated with dungeons.
with cookie rewards.
There's been a few more updates on this in the past couple of days, although the dungeons are still in beta mode, which I've not been playing. The main changes are a few extra achievements and upgrades, plus restrictions on the power of Heavenly Chips (they need to be unlocked in stages after a reset).
I don't leave it on overnight anymore and I only put it on if I'm going to be using my PC all day, so the rate of increase has declined for me, despite the accumulation of Heavenly Chips.
Anyone else still letting theirs tick along?
how many cps are you on now?
The Heavenly Chips really help.
likewise, not really putting any effort into it anymore. never even heard of a heavenly chip tho - just on 97 antimatter machines and waiting to see what happens when i get to 100
And they act as a multiplier to your Cps, meaning that it becomes much quicker to achieve certain milestones on subsequent run throughs.
Personally, I wouldn't have attempted to reach 100 antimatter machines without a reset and Heavenly Chips, as it will take too long.
You need to reset to collect some of the achievements, and there are a number of upgrades that are tied into Heavenly Chips if you wanted to get 100% on everything.
i knew i had to reset at some point, but i figured i could do it when i'd got all my other achievements. will do it when i hit 100 antimatter condensers then
Getting 100 Antimatter Condensers was a bitch.
I now have two tabs permanently open at work.
If you're anything like me, there's a period where your production and distribution is up and rolling and you're constantly like OH FUCK IRS and then OH FUCK DEA back and forth for ages while you're trying to balance everything with cash laundering....
And then, if you survive that storm, a magical thing happens where you eventually reach an equilibrium. Neither the DEA or IRS are bothering you and the cash is rolling in nicely.
Someone asked me what I was doing. I told them. He said *If the person who made GTA V could see you right now they'd probably cry*
I can't have it popping up every week.
JUST FUCK OFF
Thank me later.
Saw this thread again and my percentages had gone down to 90 or whatever with the new things. Played for an hour then realised I didn't have the heart anymore. Only problem with regularly updated games.
The halloween update was distracting for an hour or two, with the wrinklers and seven more cookie upgrades, but I'm now just trying to get that final cookie upgrade, which requires 2000 heavenly chips, which requires that I bake over 2 quintillion cookies.
The quickest way to do this is to reset and start again every week or so, but that takes up too much time.
Think I may have to bow out.
What a waste of my life that was.
what the fuck?
i met you and i thought you were alright. why would you do this?!
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH PLANS
NOW I'M MAKING 50,000 CPS
mods delete this thread please.
Funny stuff indeed.
From reading unknown I shouldn't try this out proper, but I feel I have to
Do it. Right now.
I only just got clean.
And for whatever reason it ain't opening properly on my phone, I think I might be saved
Woke up to 23 billion cookies. What a great feeling. Already got three of whatever the one after Time Machine is.
I can't believe I'm doing this again :(
It didn't. So I thought, "I'll just get a cursor for old times' sake". Ten minutes later I had to turn off the computer because IT WAS HAPPENING AGAIN! That thing is lethal goddamit.
Haven't turned my laptop off since.
Just been offered the chance to purchase the Underworld Ovens upgrade: "Powered by science, of course."