Woman 1: Have you seen they've let that lad who killed Jamie Bulger out of prison again?
Woman 2: Yeah I'm sure he's been cured of being a paedo and a murderer now.
Woman 1: I heard he's gay as well.
Man 1 (who has gay brother): Last time I checked that wasn't a crime.
Woman 1: Well no, but it's normal is it?
Man 1: Depends what you call normal?
Woman 1: Well not being fucking gay for a start!
*laughs all round and people saying 'good one'*
This fucking office...