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Before fannying it. According to a lady at work. Warm it up a bit and theres no difference
Yeah shes still sitting there
(I am pretty gullible right enough)
OVERSHARING ON THE INTERNET.
Is it Lambrini o'clock yet girlfriend? <saucy wink and chest lean>
Seriously, all women need to know about this. Tell your women.
so good exactly?
also, I watching how it's made the other week and they were making flanges.
it sounds messy and flappy
I like foof. And fud.
as long as it's not the same temperature as the lady-in-question's foo-foo.
It's the female equivalent of laying on your hand so that it goes numb.
it's for isolating the g spot. Bit hard to explain really but take my word for it.
i did it already
you can get your own spiders out of the bathtub from now on, and open your own jars.
but I do need a tall man to change my lightbulbs for me (my flat is practically in darkness, I need to sort this out.)
I've never been asked to either of those things, I did help build a futon once though...with help.
Is just one the cat's pissed in
That's the exact warmth of a donkey's cock.
There's no way I'm singing that one...
TO SEE A FINE LADY UPON A WHITE HORSE.
replaced by forming attachments to dogs or television characters.
What have I ever done to you?
Types of phallic objects with a score out of 10.
Any suggestions are welcome
attached or not, it's up to you
It has to be food really, doesn't it? Although i would have a go on an oscar. I need to date an oscar winner.
Stationary is a good one. Chuck the odd stapler up there
(actually spat tea all across my screen there). like LITERALLY (actually).
I wonder what vinegar would do? (let's not do the Cholula experiment again though please.)
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
One of them is when Laurne realised that Baby Bear 'came alive'. that battery never seems to run out.
cause a heated venereal aid can take you on a wild ride down the road on the back of its moped YEAH SURE THING and a warm'ed pleasure object can write a romantic song with no less than THREE recognisable personal references to be played on its uke I'LL SEE THAT WHEN I BELIEVE IT and a cooked plastic love stump can microwave the best damn McCains Micro Pizza you ever had when you come home from a hard day at the work HMM I DIDN THINK SO
I was quite happy too. I have a picture of the pestle if you wanna see it? Just to get an idea of scale. Let me know
THat's new! how is your love life going anyway silky?
She's actually pretty cool. Question....how do I get a picture from dropbox on here?
(you can't/ shouldn't)
and who had ice from the freewer- it's ok, it was a new bag of ice. and fappable ate the last ice cream mars bar, so we were safe on all fronts.
Where you have to try and reach climax before the mars melts and gives you a dirty fadge?
I bet someones done this! Probably an american
but to answer your question I have no sbsolutely no aspirations to be marianne faithful, and yes I am lying.
But I do know that Im excited
cept for the delicious ice cream mars bit of it
I'll put it on the list
What an album The Bends could've been.
without even having to shell out for a dildo if the urban legends are true
Lisa StansfielD is a really good friend of mine (met her once in a pub in hampstead, accidentlaly kidnapped her yorkshire terrier, well there is actually a little mofe to it than that but let's leave it there.)
(I think I'll pass.)
I'm curious about it myself
no point making other threads for a few days then
while reading a book
MRS. CORSI: Oh yeah, Jerome. That's so good
JEROME CORSI: I'm sorry that I have not been able to properly accomplish the act. Damn my foolhardiness! I have done it wrong on this night. We must cease.
MRS. CORSI: No I meant that was tedious. I meant to say tedious. But... uh... the tedium dulled my mind so that I got it wrong.
JEROME CORSI: Oh you are too kind, dearest wife. No. I shan't hear your humouring me, I am a red hot stud and for that I am most shame'd. Now, if you do not mind, I am to have a walking. I shall think shamefully of my sheer pleasure-giving skill and the horrible emotional turmoil it giveth me on an almost hourly basis.
(JEROME walks out the house. He walks across the long field and into the forest)
MRS. CORSI: He's naked as the day! What a strange way to act ... ... Who am I talking to?
PS i find mine works better when i put it in my vagina