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One said to the other: 'I've never come this way before.'
The other replies: 'It's the cobblestones.'
The other one couldn't reach
(said the first nun)
NUN PUN PILE-ON
DRESS HER UP AS AN ALTAR BOY!!1111
Sixpence none the richer
the other answer would be heartbreaking
have a nice weekend yeah? x
The chilli robes are still at my house! Good luck getting comfortable huddling round the cauldron in jeans, idiots!
nun a nun a nun a nun a nun a nun a nun a nun a batman
how does he smell?
The first one says Where's the soap, the second one replies 'Yes it does, doesn't it'
I've read your post 11 times and that's the only thing I've come up with and I'm still not sure it's correct
try saying it out loud
candles out girls!
suddenly a vampire comes out from nowhere and lands on the bonnet
"quick" said the nun driving the car "show him your cross"
the other nuns winds the window down, sticks out her head and shouts
"get of the fucking windscreen you stupid fucking cunt!"
One says to the other *what's your favourite amount of nuns?*
The other one jumps up and screams SISTERRRRRR SISTERRRRRR and goes fucking mental
Never expected that.
what is the pope's hat called?
(I've never changed a lightbulb in my life. Not going to break the habit of a lifetime now, am I?)
why am in this thread. I needto go home and let the plumber in , via sainsburys.
Is the plumber going to turn out to be a guy who restocks plums in sainsbury's?
like, there are jokes about them and films like sister act and nuns on the run and stuff, but was there some old classic book they were first in? like an old shakespear book or something? how long ago?
Nun on a spit
I've been there.
A: Nunsuch Records
before finally turning to the local super hero to help solve crime. It went nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, nun, Batman.
Ouch, it was an iron nun
tee hee hee
Knock on the door
"who is it?" says the nun
"It's the blind man" comes the reply
Well, he can't see , perhaps the poor soul needs a blessing thinks the nun. She opens the door
In walks the man
"NICE TITS", he says, "where'd you want these blinds to go?"