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Buy a massive portion of chips and a can of Diet Coke.
and all you can do is criticise?
like the herded sheep zombie dead eyed automatons they are
(MITS, say yes. I've met him a few times and I can vouch He Is Great.)
*gives exhausted wave*
They shouldn't though. Diet coke is rank
"People who this"
"People who that"
Going to get a haggis supper and take it home and have it with a pint of water, which is kind of the same thing, no?
I went to the kebab shop the other day for lunch and got one of the guys here a diet coke. I felt really silly carrying back this big lardy grease fest lunch with a can of diet coke in the other hand.
But diet coke is grim
Don't know why.
(note: anyone saying either "no-one does" or "bit needy" automatically has to live an unsatisfying life forever)
and most chip shops don't serve them.
I used to work with an enormously fat bloke with gout, who sent me out to fetch him a giant fish and chips on the basis that he'd walked about a 100m that afternoon.
run towards a flock of pigeons right in front of you, causing them all to fly in your direction
Diet Coke is a substitute that solves the problem (and doesn't fur up your mouth like Coke does).
There is no real calorie-dodging substitute for chips.