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He is a snooker – ex-snooker player – and is an unknown quantity.
Well, no, the last corporate job I did was for a company that makes toner for photocopiers. No, I was dressed as an exclamation mark. Well, no, I walked out after five minutes, it was demeaning. I had to flag a cab dressed up. Which helped, actually.
That's a bit weird, love.
especially if you have elderly relatives on board
of DUNDEE CAKE
Hello? Yeah, it’s Alan. Your lovers’ husband. Yeah. The immersion heater? It’s underneath the stairs. You only really need to press that if you’re having a deep bath. Well, put it on an hour before, Bob’s your uncle, you’ve got a deep bath.
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic and there's a nice pond in it,you fill in the pond with concrete, plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.
chill out babe...love...Lynn...the last one.
i hope not
- no that's just pies.
disloyal, and for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer.
"That'll be £33."
...the boys are back in the Barracks"
Kettles are "saaaad"
Excellent, let's go to the graveyard.
- These lifts!
- They are, aren't they?